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@rebekahdloy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 they are so lucky to have you!!!!!!

@sal_mahmoudd Girlllll Manc for me toooo! PM meeee!

@quackophage Looooooollll 🤍🤍🤍

same energy

@SarahSillito @SandipNandhra 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

A pitiful 3hrs sleep between night shifts, but woke up to find I had been offered the Vascular ACF post in the NE! Looking forward to working with @SandipNandhra and team over the next few years!

@quackophage Red form ✨

The GMC, blinded by arrogance, doesn't realise it's in its final throes. Losing the confidence of the entire profession as well as the public is a terminal event. Anyone have details for NOK?

@quackophage This is fking alarming.

7. Not to be deterred, the GMC reminded themselves they could still pursue those raising issues by seeking to have their "inappropriate behaviours" dealt with through other regulators / the Royal Colleges.

The GMC's minutes from their MAPs Programme Board meetings over the last twelve months make for some hair-raising reading. "Is it time for us to lead, to convene, or to follow?" asks the GMC of itself. Some things that particularly stand out:

@DrTADM Looooolllll

Help, I'm having an identity crisis. *Cries in Surgical Training*

@Medic_Russell Loooolllll I'm crying 😂

Good lord it’s not even 4 pm on Christmas Eve and someone’s already had too many sherries. Have a nap Dr Allard.

@quackophage @NHSHighland I'm crying, Ron, this is so amusing

Can someone at @NHSHighland please explain why PAs are now supervising doctors at Raigmore Hospital? Is this a joke? Job advert posted 14/12/23. apply.jobs.scot.nhs.uk/Job/JobDetail?…

@IamNowAMedic 🤔

Ugh I'm so ill...(not covid). Initially had a swollen uvula & sore throat (never had a swollen uvula before!) & it is clearly a virus as I have sore sinuses, cold symptoms & fever. Caught it on nights from colleagues. I miss wearing masks to work. Just bought a box of them!

@RoshanaMN Me learning to do my own gel extensions was more than I've learned doing bloods and EDDs on the wards this year as an FY1 🙃 NHS exit plan ✅

Manicure £45 /hr Doctor £14 /hr You know what to do guys

@a_saratzis @gmcuk @quackophage 🤍

An amazing medical student named Ronald Macdonald showed that @gmcuk has invested £870 000 in (junk) food companies like Nestlé, McDonald’s, Starbucks, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, and Unilever (owns Magnum, Wall’s, Ben & Jerry’s). 😂 & 😡 bmj.com/content/380/bm…

@Nedu_MD @Doctors_Vote @BMAScotland This board has a history of preferring a gap over escalated rates. If i had to choose a foundation board again I'd avoid this board & choose one that escalated rates, not only because I'm worth more, but because I'm less likely to work with massive gaps that are so unsafe.

@Nedu_MD @Doctors_Vote @BMAScotland Obviously we do not pick them up hahaha

@Xeon4f145d96s1 Lolllllllllll @DrTADM @SamCDonnelly 💀💀💀💀💀

@DrTADM Speedy-mode strapssss I'm dyingggg 😭😂

@_banandra I have a pair of avocado crocs but my old housemate’s pup ate through their speedy-mode straps, so now they’re just for gardening 😅

Medics/ Nurses: any footwear recommendations? I’m after something that can handle acute long shifts, and everywhere I look it’s either >£150 or something not robust enough!

@DrTADM Lollll I'm cryingggggg

Why are FYs considering strike/leaving? Maybe it’s because we are treated like utter crap and are paid like it too. We’re learning that we are humans too, and deserve a crumb of respect for the amount of self-sacrifice this profession demands.

@kaatielew @DrJonathanD @Not4Twos Though I'm always relieved when you're on the other end of the phone 🤍 even if they pay you garbage

@_banandra @DrJonathanD @Not4Twos Can vouch that the ST1/2 rates are just as pitiful unfortunately