Blasphemous Billy Showtime

If I got dropped off in Afghanistan with a Virginia Tech Mike Vick Jersey and a copy of 50 cent’s “Get rich or Die Tryin” album It would be the 51st state by market close tomorrow.

@HowManyNattys @PSmurf215 @ZOrtiz99 Another unintelligible grouping of words…

@_billy_show @PSmurf215 @ZOrtiz99 You talking like you knowing something. Really you talking shit threw you’re lips.

MEN, what is this used for.

@PSmurf215 @ZOrtiz99 What are you even saying.

@ZOrtiz99 You cleaning the bathroom in your hat and hoodie or is you in there searching threw her 💩…lol…look for 💩 you gonna find it main man.🤷🏾‍♂️

@mxgnumx @WarRoomArchives It’s an AK47…

@WarRoomArchives How did the recoil not blow off his shoulder

ISIS fighter with Down syndrome, with an AK-74, popping shots, sometime in 2017.

@b_mcbrid3 @Rainmaker1973 How?

Step-by-step look at how doctors repair a torn Achilles tendon.

@EnriqueMulds Top 5 scents ever produced. Great taste mate

If you want to smell like what this sweater looks and feels like … mixed with crisp 100 dollar bills … this is the fragrance for you my friend

@pjmatlock @HughJanus1960 @MrYoungDalt All things considered you genuinely look retarded in this exchange, but alright man.

@HughJanus1960 @MrYoungDalt Holy shit you got me good! Pussy lol

Top 5 course in Texas and this dude is wearing sweatpants and Jordan golf shoes… Malbon and YouTube golf culture has done irreversible damage to this great game. #NukeTheGameAndStartOverCompletly

@nontradedreet @nickwoj98 I’m over 20 so no I won’t be going to Kincades. Thank you

@_billy_show @nickwoj98 Check kincades buddy

Dua Lipa sighting at Old Crow Smokehouse, 3506 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60657

@mike1010011 @LauraLoomer This is what we call “false framing.” A deliberate attempt to manipulate a narrative to get an audience (in this case Twitter) away from the opposing sides argument. Super unethical but there’s no rules here so carry-on as you see fit.

@LauraLoomer So your friend likes to take pictures of little kids in the bathroom without their parent's permission...

A friend of mine was traveling in Salt Lake City at the airport yesterday. She took this photo and sent it to me. A Muslim woman in a full burka was using the sinks of the airport bathroom to wash her son’s feet before praying. Airport bathrooms are now foot washing basins for Muslim invaders. The 24 year anniversary of 9/11 is in 7 days.

@eastvillageguy No chance in Stamford or New Haven lol. 30% uptick in US born white male drivers in Fairfield county. Probably the ceiling on that

If you get DoorDash in Connecticut is it delivered by, like, Kyle?

@BohicaNotes @HunterNadzan @ohiotate Well apparently you know nothing about college sports or their subsequent rev stream. Discussing anything with you would be like trying to teach an infant O-chem. Useless.

@HunterNadzan @ohiotate These type of games should be for Pre-season only

Reporter: What are your initial thoughts on Ohio State? Grambling State head coach: They’ve got a great band…and we’ve got a great band. We’re going to compete, as a band. ….I’m just joking. We understand what’s going to happen

@Vatesian @Mortalitor @BrianaRoseLee They were looking for literally * but you both are idiots

@Mortalitor @BrianaRoseLee The word you're looking for is "lethally".

Omar Fateh was literally born in DC.

@stranger9824 @993Justme @InternetReels Weak fight neither of these men would’ve even been bruised after this. Pulling a gun here is pretty soft.

@993Justme @InternetReels it did get solved. You bring the violence, expect the violence in return.

@psyoppscylops @jamespa11258853 @financedystop No.

@jamespa11258853 @financedystop i’d rather be in the basement than have a 5 floor walk up

This has got to be the most Brooklyn apartment in Brooklyn

@JakeHeyen I would make sure you edit inside of profile grid preview and drag so it’s centered + model’s face is visible. Either will probably work as long as you check beforehand.

@_billy_show Grid. Think right bc of that so it's centered

Working on graphics for IG. Left, right, or neither?

@MatthewLofton15 @FBGreatMoments Literally didn’t touch her with his hands. You’re a loser

Bro ran over someones mom 😭

@tuneinnnnn I know who you are now. Great job on the anonymity so far

@blackfawn0 @FUCKIECHINSTER @goofybackshots @capybaroness You’re just an idiot

austin butler's wikipedia page makes the audacious claim that he has 41 uncredited appearances on the show ned's declassified school survival guide. that's a crazy number of uncredited appearances

@rob4lsu_1959 @ThisIsNotKam @TdubsSports @notthefakeSVP How old are you that you still wore girdles in college ball. Nobody in NCAA has had to wear that for decades.

@ThisIsNotKam @TdubsSports @notthefakeSVP LOL. You have never played football right?

Football players legit wear shorts now. The corner for Miami has the shortest I’ve seen.