lil_migraine

one of my buddies owns a solar panel company and I get ads for his company on insta so I do what any good friend would do and ask for an estimate to have a solar panel installed in my ass

@lornplum you’re cool as fuck dude

アメリカ人がデカい肉を焼くのなら 日本人の私はデカい刀を抜くまでだ

@sugarpatchi OH MY GOD

@_blackolives x.com/sugarpatchi/st…

get a girl who can do both

@celestialbe1ng Gość wpierdala tą sałatkę jak królik

This is how we eat breakfast in Poland

@midwestern_baby Shaq

my friends are arguing if shaquille o’neal or wilt chamberlain were better at basketball but i’m singing nights by frank ocean to myself in the corner because i’m truthfully not well enough informed on this topic to have an opinion :)

@oskkpu Hell yeah brother shalom

さっきの地震で包皮がタンスの下敷きになって今日から俺ユダヤ人

@Ajzel98 or she’s just really good at sharing

This woman I went out with is tryna set me up with her friend, this has to be a trap

@HeismanHoney what of it?

i am polish is just code for i am a drunk catholic.

Chicago Bulls Patrick Williams: “ I stand with Jaden Ivey on everything he said. If they cut him, they might as well cut me too” 👀

this shit got me fired up

@phonybone As long as you killed all the people who owned it before I think it’s fine

Before we begin I would like to acknowledge that this pussy is stolen ground

@twibuznews In Poland we call this an accordion

@morg_alexx I also do this + we have the same birthday

Me 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 following all girls from Chicago on twitter

@Mimi12954310 We’re large people, and also have a cold climate

xの自動翻訳に味をしめて、また🇵🇱ポーランドの方々に質問したいのですが。 ポーランドのご飯の量が多い理由を知りたい！

@fionaapplescock I’m cooked

What if you got to heaven and Saint Peter was like. You can totally come in it’s just like this one thing you have to PROMISE you’ve never done. And you’re like. Okay, hit me with it. And he’s like. You ever live in Wicker Park?

@DONTILLINNOYME @fionaapplescock yeah square pizza with milk did something to our brains

@_blackolives @fionaapplescock Ya it was just silly and not to be corny but I was always just excited to meet another person (actually!) from chicago. I feel like former cps students all have a collective vibe

Chicago neighborhood politik scares the fuck outta me. Girl it’s an address.