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NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.
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aside from the fact they don’t look like one to begin with, calling yourself an ABG is gobsmackingly cringe
Katie Chen@dear_kxtie
Tomorrow 5/2 12PM @ SF running the biggest ABG / ABB maxxing event 💕
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It’s Saturday:
> be me
> put on Stanford Club Badminton uniform
> take the Bart to Fremont tryouts
> place 1st among all Asians (cracked)
> now I’m on the Corporate Uber Team
Almost forgot this was the whole point.
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Yeah I'm good I got a haircut today
Skyy@prrfctkttygrl
Wait actually I just remembered I'm like actually stunning.... I'll be alright
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@DeepDishEnjoyer always took this as advice and a warning. Not a "teehee ur gonna be poor!!!!" thing. Maybe its because I feel like I have a high level of control over my life idk.
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one of my biggest regrets on twitter is starting the "you have two years to accumulate capital" meme because a large portion of the high human capital youth did not have the proper cogsec to appreciate that statement and instead got their souls severely tarnished by it
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Absolutely crazy to me there is a whole generation of people who know what a transformer is but might not know what an RNN is (not meant to be a comment on Helen). Is this what getting old is like?
Helen Toner@hlntnr
Never forget @karpathy training a recurrent neural net (precursor to transformers) to imitate @paulg in 2015—a thing of syntactic and semantic beauty:
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@__ishaan @_aidan_clark_ damn I understand what this means thanks to the course I just took in my final semester
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When I was in college I couldnt go to a coffee shop to study without seeing 10 couples that looked exactly like this
wu-tang chad@thewittyblessed
this will always be crazy to me
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The programmability and composability of the CLI and the visually rich interactivity of a GUI are not mutually exclusive. On today’s platforms they are segregated, but in the future a shell could exist that provides both in one form.
David Cramer@zeeg
TUIs are not good sorry yall a CLI is a utility, and situational. this should not be confused with stuffing a full interactive GUI into a low capability platform. "lets ignore all the great UI technology of the last 20 years and build some caveman shit"
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Le fait qu’au moment de prendre la photo, elle s’est dit « tiens je vais remonter le bas de mon débardeur pour montrer le bas de mes seins » est fascinant
Ne jamais sous-estimer le niveau de vice chez les succuboid (foid+ succube)
isabelle duper@salamandreax
bonne journée
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bf retweetledi
"I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons"
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@TheRichMackey state schools are tiktok schools now. They are instagram reels schools. People go to college to post on facebook now. Such a joke.
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@thedimitri this retarded HOE got mad at me for telling her it was weird for her to joke about her mom liking or talking to a pornstar or some strange shit. She tagged him and everything. instead of a brain her head is filled with coom
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Shockingly, the tattooed they/them begging for money online with a link in bio thinks it's abuse for women to prevent their partner from watching porn
marina 🌸@themarinadove
we should be meaner to women who treat watching porn as an act of infidelity. it’s not feminism to abuse your partner because of your insecurity and hatred of sex workers. you’re a loser and no better than a man.
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This is the actually life’s standard skill distribution chart
H-MAZ@Hmaz77_
competitive pokemon is so interesting because the skill level compared to rank genuinely feels like this, that's not even considering regionals, worlds competitors etc
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