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I love loverboys. Top tier. Rest of you should be in the zoo

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

i've met one man who matched my energy and we lowkey hate each other now

I love that bitches know not to say shit to me

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

the prettier I got the more I understood why they locked pretty women away in castles this shit so scary and dangerous

haaate that couch sleepy does not transter to bed sleepy….....

idk how to flirt i just say crazy shit and they agree and laugh because my butt fat

source? i went on a walk and the trees told me

the rumors are true I am once again hot & drinking spritzes outside

when life gives you lemons squeeze them in a man’s eye

i can’t fault u 4 not being solid, clearly my mama realer than urs

i am so full of love and also fatigue

vigorously shaking my head and yelling “not doing that” every few minutes so the voices know who’s in charge

i be profen

this wound needs more salt

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.