Bryn

one thing about me is I haven’t won rock paper scissors in 15 years

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

Presenting our 2022 PAC-12 Champions ring 💍🏆

@lizzo One side pushes too far so the other pushes back too far and in the end all of We the People suffer. So, how about everyone not suffering political PTSD meet in the middle and come up with the policies & priorities? Because DC has proven they can't/won't protect us.

@thekarribest I need to speak my truth

@_brynlie Never

At what point is it safe to admit I prefer Microsoft Word over Google Docs

mean girls is one of the biggest reasons why I am where I am. it’s an honor. tina, jeff, lorne, eric and 2019 mean girls fans, I love you.

We’ll see you in the Rose Bowl 🌹

@BriennaPorter Gay awakening😩😍

@_brynlie Only pirate I need

I didn’t know pirates are real until I was 16 and actually I still don’t believe it

If you’re a top leader in a homophobic church and you publicly call for members to use “musket fire” against LGBTQ people and allies, and then a member of your faith goes and guns down a bunch of people in a gay nightclub, are you at all at fault? Asking for @HollandJeffreyR

My girl can only have two friends, me & my dick

Let @Lizzo play the Tabernacle organ

happy scorpio season to all my scorpios. keep being fine af. 🫶🏽

one day I woke up and realized I don’t even like LANY

not for 6 days though

In 6 days I can legally say I love a vodka cran

When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard

Fighting the urge to comment “maybe I’m just gay” when girls post their ugly boyfriends

they are inventing a new type of Lesbian in 2023 they just said it on CNN