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@_bubbarae
would fail at space trivia but can provide a quote from the office for every situation (pronouns: she/her)
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how it feels to be the chronically online friend when a scandal breaks
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This was a nasty read lmao
alex@alex_abads
it kinda makes sense how lazy amanda is that she didn’t even go outside to find a man
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“Now I have to … sit in front of you and explain someone else’s behavior. It’s not my responsibility.”
- Hilary Knight, Captain of Team USA’s Women’s Hockey
|| #SeattleTorrent | #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026
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“It’s just locker room talk”.
We know. That’s the damn problem.
It’s always locker room talk.
It’s always rape jokes.
It’s always “boys will by boys”.
It’s never “I’m sorry.”
It’s never “that was disrespectful”.
It’s never respectful of women .
x - madi 🤠@barzillier
“it’s a joke” WHY are we making jokes at the expense of women in general, but especially a team of women who just made a historic run to a gold medal ????
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One of my pet peeves is when Americans with Italian ancestry try to correct someone by telling them that "sauce" is actually called "gravy."
Italian immigrants said "gravy" in the late 1800's because they thought it translated to sauce. But in Italian, there’s actually no word for "gravy." The closest translation is "sugo di carne" which means meat sauce.
Calling it "gravy" not only reveals one’s disconnect from the Italian language, but also that their ancestors immigrated to the U.S. more than a century ago. So to Italian immigrants and those whose families immigrated to the U.S. after WWII, it’s cringe. Because calling sauce "gravy" is a very American thing (which is fine), but it’s an American thing that is specifically used to try to come off like it’s Italian. And that gives us second-hand embarrassment.
Oh, and calamari is an Italian word. Calling it "galamad" is like calling capocollo "gabagool." Also cringe!
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It’s important that you understand what happened last night.
Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.
In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.
CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”
In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.
But censorship always backfires.
Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.
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I know her friends are having a TIMEEE in the groupchat right now I’m so jealous
Pop Base@PopBase
Sturla Lægreid admits to cheating on his girlfriend during an Olympic post-race interview: “It has been the worst week of my life. I told her a week ago, and then it ended, of course. I am not ready to give up. I hope that committing social su***** can perhaps show how highly I love her. I am taking the consequences for what I have done. I regret it with all my heart.”
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i don’t like that his knees are closer to his ankles than they are to his hips
Kevin Durant@KDTrey5
Anything I do gotta be official. Even moisturizing. @cerave #CeraVePartner
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hey so what do you gain from asking chatgpt to turn you into a cartoon?
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At my toddler’s pediatric appointment, the doctor commented that my 3-year-old was “built strong” and said, “She’s going to be a curvy one.”
I felt my stomach drop.
I asked him not to talk about my child’s body like that and requested a different provider.
The pushback didn’t come from the clinic.
It came from people around me.
“He’s a doctor, not a creep.”
“You’re projecting.”
“They talk about bodies all day.”
“You don’t want to be labeled a difficult mom.”
No one asked why a medical professional felt comfortable commenting on a little girl’s future body shape instead of her health.
No one asked why I had to override my instincts to keep the peace.
The system closed ranks around him.
Credentials were used as a shield.
My discomfort was treated like the real problem.
Medical misogyny is when women are taught that safeguarding their children’s bodies is “overreacting,”
but a man’s authority is treated as inherently harmless.
It’s not that harm has to occur for it to matter.
It’s that women are expected to wait until it does, and then explain why we didn’t stop it sooner.
Kia 🧸ྀི@xevekiah
what’s a clear example of medical misogyny you’ve witnessed or experienced?
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i stayed home from work friday because my right nostril was congested
Rachel Bachman@Bachscore
Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Says she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.
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Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again
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And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn
Pop Base@PopBase
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
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hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person i’ve talked to like i’m really sorry
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Keith Porter’s murder wasn’t captured on camera, so it’s allowing ICE to sweep it under the rug, but we need to keep talking about him just as much as we talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. None of us are safe from this campaign of state violence.
Water The Planet@VoLinxx
Keith Porter Jr., a father of two, a son, and a brother, had his life taken by off-duty ICE agent Brian Palacios. His grieving family came together to demand the truth. We will continue to support Keith Porter Jr.’s family until they receive justice, transparency, and answers.
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