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Fuck Eddie Howe and fuck Jacob Murphy pair of useless cunts

@barlowjacob @LisaLittler3

I have been on countless LNER trains, we all have, I don’t know what happened on that train but I can imagine given that I’ve read people hid in toilets that it went something like this: I want you to imagine sitting on this train. It’s dark outside, you’re starting to warm through after having waited at Kings Cross in the cold night air. Lights, stations and empty fields rush past the windows. The WiFi is rubbish, you maybe read a book or listen to some music. You stop at Peterborough. Some people get on, some leave. Cool night air rushes in. The train starts up again. You reach into your bag to get some water and hear a ruckus, sounds of a struggle, a scream. The tone of the sound alerts you and you jolt to alertness with a rush of adrenaline and cortisol. You look over the seat ahead of you and can’t process what you see. Blood, knives. Someone stabbed, shocked. People start moving, wide eyed and stunned. They’re running down the aisle. You need to move, now. You raise from your chair, heart racing, head rushing. Maybe given the end of the half term there’s a mother holding the hand of a child, racing away from the sound of more shouts and screams. Wild eyes mother and child. Seeking a place to hide, on their way home on the train and you have to hide, someone wants to kill you. You follow and make your way to the toilet, a tiny cabinet, room for one but you and the mother and child hide with you and just before you close the door another man joins, blood on his white shirt. You lock the door. You hear banging and screaming outside. Minutes drag on forever. The child is crying. Rapid, tense breaths, terror. The train stops. You hear running, crying and screams as people escape. After a few minutes you hear police enter. Once you dare open the door you see blood everywhere, armed police, ambulances, flashing lights, weapons, sirens. All you were doing was going home after work and you experienced horror. At least the prime minister offered a piss warm statement of meaningless stock platitudes though. That’s what ‘leaders’ are for Hell no doubt offer more platitudes and warnings against people talking about the incident if he mentions it at all. It was only last week he ignored the murder of Wayne Broadhurst. Wayne didn’t matter to Kier. We don’t matter to kier.Kier cares about China and Gaza but not you or me or Wayne. Remember you can’t carry anything to defend yourself either. No defence. No hurty words. Just pipe down and shut up and be happy with your platitudinous statements.

Guess the ethnicity/beverage of choice in the pfp challenge

@MatrixTejlu @Jsize18 @BSTComps Always a tweet…

@Jsize18 @BSTComps Eze over Gordon.

Lewis hall over Lewis skelly btw

Welcome to the away end woltemade

@JacobsBen “Can you tweet…” specky virgin

Alexander Isak situation heading into the final days.🇸🇪 - Liverpool won't bid again without encouragement, which can now be defined this late in the window as a viable pathway to a deal rather than just an invitation to bid again. - Nothing was ever expected to happen before the game tonight. - Liverpool don't view their first £110m offer as 'lowballing' Newcastle. The entire bid was a fixed fee, and was a British record in that category. It was rejected quickly and emphatically. Liverpool have stuck to their 'no new bid' stance since. - #LFC prepared to pay around £120m if they bid again. Never directly quoted £150m, and no expectation that number will be met, or close. Liverpool believe doing so would distort the market and weaken their position for future deals. - Newcastle continue to seek strikers, but sources say Yoane Wissa or Jørgen Stand Larsen are Callum Wilson replacements. Several other targets explored. - Newcastle have felt for much of the summer that Isak staying without signing a new deal is untenable. Still prepared to offer one if he decides to reintegrate. - Yasir Al-Rumayyan is in Newcastle and will make the final decision.

@Calroberts_ @YorkyIron Got your speedos on

@YorkyIron half there lads told me its a stone waller, trust me its a foul. never mind

Booked for diving. Thoughts?

LAST MAN STANDING ROLLOVER 🚨💵 Winning pot already over £4100 likely to rise to around £6000-£7000 £25 for new entries, £10 for players who entered before the rollover £15 one off buy back opportunity if your team draws Get in touch to now to enter!

@NUFC Who the fuck has managed to lie on their CV and said they’re a graphic designer? Media team is on its fuckin arse.

We're behind at the break. ⏸️

@gazza_thered @SkySports_Keith Just checking to see if he’s still not for sale

⁉️ Newcastle are exploring other options after Nottingham Forest rejected their £45m bid for Anthony Elanga. 🤔 These include Johan Bakayoko at PSV, Dortmund’s Karim Adeyemi and Mohammed Kudus of West Ham. 🇸🇪 They haven’t given up hope of signing Elanga, and considering whether to make a second bid, but have a number of targets they are looking at. #NUFC

@DJP9812 @SkySports_Keith 🤣🤣

@SkySports_Keith Bye bye Newcastle #nffc ☆☆

Not well that like x.com/rhiannonjayne0…

@goldbossed @Miagy__ @CraigHope_DM Fuck you on about ya weird cunt

@_calgle @Miagy__ @CraigHope_DM Facts make you cry. Chelsea have two strikers, and signing two more and you think that’s a clear path. Zero brain cell fc lmao

Newcastle spoke to Liam Delap this month but never felt they were at front of queue. There was big £££ elsewhere & player wanted clear path to starting XI.

@goldbossed @Miagy__ @CraigHope_DM Showing yourself up fella

@Miagy__ @CraigHope_DM Yeah so he’s def getting that at a club with Jackson, and looking to sign ekitike 😭😭😭 if only you had an ounce of intelligence

@RhysEvans47 @Kaneevanss5 Can’t believe Liam led both teams out either. Well done Kane 👏🏻

@Kaneevanss5 Not a nice feeling to lose but I’d rather lose to you lot than anyone else. Great club and great set of lads. 💚

@StyleMachineIl1 @NUFCFEED Please say you have another job other than an illustrator

@NUFCFEED This is my version.

Could this be the new #NUFC badge?

@neaariiii @JordToon @catrinavfc 🤫🤫

right what would we prefer for newcastle chelsea tomorrow

@fewycurt @JordToon @catrinavfc 🤣🤣🤣 aye u have like

@JordToon @catrinavfc We’ve already caught you 😂😂😂

@fun88eng 2-2 Neto

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host Chelsea this weekend 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game 🎟️🎟️ #NEWCHE | #PL