Chloe

Yes I will “see you next time”

Appreciate u Midwest Heather

You know you’re .@kwiktrip when the cashier fills up your flat tire in the pouring rain

It just seems like you don’t rly know what you’re talking ✨about✨

@GoldenGram17 @gibbs_ian38 I have no idea what he is talking about

@gibbs_ian38 @_cchloee_1 I remain unconvinced

Last night I was driving and saw a black bear casually cross the road in front of me and then it stopped and looked back as if to thank me for not hitting him and I can’t stop thinking about it

Everyone who retweets this gets free gas on February 30th

I am not mentally prepared to make dinner for myself every. single. day. for. the. rest. of. my. life.

High school teachers: college professors are harsh. They’re not going to be your friend My accounting Professor: can you guys invite me to raging house parties? I never turn down beer

it’s sad that nobody really cares to get to know each other anymore

Nbd or anything but hair systematically shoves itself into my throat

I don’t mean to sound beautiful but I feel so cute with less makeup sometimes

Chronically pissed @ men

* aggressively washes face as if it cleanses all problems *

Tell me why I feel the need to flex on 13 y/o

Just bc I had a Marilyn Monroe moment after work does NOT give coworkers justification to continually make degrading comments to each other about my body. Especially not for 3 whole weeks #pigs