Last night I was driving and saw a black bear casually cross the road in front of me and then it stopped and looked back as if to thank me for not hitting him and I can’t stop thinking about it
High school teachers: college professors are harsh. They’re not going to be your friend
My accounting Professor: can you guys invite me to raging house parties? I never turn down beer
Just bc I had a Marilyn Monroe moment after work does NOT give coworkers justification to continually make degrading comments to each other about my body. Especially not for 3 whole weeks #pigs