hans bbl

@4filthyshitonly think i found it yippee archiveofourown.org/works/66165892

@4filthyshitonly ok i KNOW theres at least one fic out there with this premise i swear to god ive read it

I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I absolutely love all the suchdol fics I’ve read but sometimes I really wanna see hansry being both so frail from starvation that they struggle to get hard at all lol

@hannahlock if you… see any trigun maximum merch (unlikely)….👉👈

I'm officially in Japan 🫠 I'm a melted little jolly

what if i cry rigjt now

kcd writers' room when they wrote hans as a romance option #hansry

dual exhaust wishes she had what my dog does

my dog loves to get in bed and just start ripping ass

"Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul" . It's been 5 years since I painted Gael last so I had to absolutely cook on this one. Definitely the highlight of the entire game and a banger of a fight to cap off the trilogy #darksouls3

Usagi

@summusestissunt dtf st louis yaaa

@_chaosservant i think that show is called DTF?

my mom is watching some show with jason bateman and the cop guy from stranger things and i walked by and cop guy was like wanna hear about my dick and i was like GAY? and she was like no? yes? maybe? i dont know yet

vacation just the two of them and stuff. sounds epic. middle aged man yaoi

but then she told me cop guy is a cuck (positive) and also bateman is like a weirdo sex pervert who loves roleplay where he's a sex robot and hes fucking cop guys wife but cop guy is into it and watches from the closet but also they like talk about their dicks and go on

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

duck (:

cw spiders look at this baby. it is so cute. i love them

"one fell first, one fell harder" no. they fell equally hard. theyre equally pathetic for each other. idc about the timing result is still the same

her.......

my mom bringing me trash from the dumpster for lunch

@allison_themoth @loganhillier5 @elisparkles_ whole game series about that called kingdom hearts

@loganhillier5 @elisparkles_