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2:43pm - ask gpt-4.5 to write this shitpost because you're lazy
(man was this a great reminder of why I built t3 chat. I forgot to put my key in for 4.5 so I used their site...ouch 🙃)
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A Day in My Life As A CEO
7:04 AM - Wake up exactly when Gemini 2.0 Flash instructed last night. I am exhausted, but the model knows best.
7:10 AM - Ask ChatGPT-6 whether it's okay to hit snooze. ChatGPT says "No, productivity awaits." Damn.
7:25 AM - Check with o3-mini to see if I need a shower today. The model concludes, after running a hygiene diagnostic on my sleep metrics: "Optional, unless socializing IRL." Skip.
7:41 AM - Ask Claude 3.5 Sonnet to choose my outfit. It selects my vintage Garfield hoodie and gym shorts for a professional Zoom call, citing "humanizing authenticity." Good enough.
7:58 AM - Consult Gemini again about breakfast. It synthesizes 37 research papers and recommends a spirulina protein shake and three pickles. Tastes horrific. Health optimization hurts.
8:34 AM - Prompt GPT-5-turbo (jailbroken) on whether to respond to emails. The answer: "No—assert dominance through silence." Okay.
9:12 AM - Claude 3.5 insists I do yoga for mental clarity. It chooses a 45-minute advanced Vinyasa video. I last 12 minutes and feel spiritually inferior.
10:03 AM - My Siri-powered AI life coach tells me to "lean into discomfort," so I sit and stare at a blank document labeled "Startup Ideas" for exactly 47 minutes.
11:07 AM - Check my mood tracker (powered by Bing Copilot Sentience) to determine if I'm happy. It says "inconclusive" and suggests I buy a scented candle from an Amazon Basics affiliate link.
12:15 PM - Bard 4.0 generates a lunch recipe optimized for gut health and creativity: kimchi quinoa toast with almond butter drizzle. My body rejects it.
1:35 PM - Ask GPT-7 (beta) to summarize my Slack messages. It says, "Someone named Josh asked you something important. Probably ignore."
2:47 PM - Midjourney 9.2 creates concept art of my ideal afternoon. It's me taking a nap. Comply immediately.
4:18 PM - Wake up disoriented; double-check o3-mini to confirm I'm still real. It responds, "Mostly."
5:22 PM - Anthropic's Claude 4 (alignment edition) ethically debates whether I should open TikTok. After a tense negotiation, I get a 12-minute scrolling allowance.
6:03 PM - Gemini-Flash assembles a social plan for tonight: "Stay home, minimize regret." Perfect.
7:29 PM - Ask Cohere-Zeus to craft a polite yet passive-aggressive text canceling plans I forgot I'd made two weeks ago. It succeeds beautifully, ensuring future isolation.
8:47 PM - Claude 3.5 Sonnet curates my evening entertainment: A bleak Scandinavian noir series about AI-induced existential crises. Feels relevant.
10:33 PM - Gemini Flash picks tomorrow's wake-up time: 6:47 AM. Pain is predetermined.
11:04 PM - GPT-8 (pre-alpha) reassures me that outsourcing my humanity to AI is "probably fine." Good enough.
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me opening twitter every morning like it’s a newspaper
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LIKE LEBRON 🏀⛹🏻♂️
@DukiSSJ en @olgaenvivo dando catedra de basketball. 🔥
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confirman que desde que se cayo Instagram estamos todos así no? ajajajajaa
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@miakhalifa What's going on here??????
While we're here, Pleaseeee repost my pencil drawing 🙏♥️
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#VCTAmericas kicks off in TWO days!
With each group being an intense battle for survival, vote below and let us know who you think will come out on top 👇
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