Method Man’s Business

At 17, I contemplated taking my life. At 20 I came close. At 22 I came even closer. At 28 I almost did it. Today marks 30. I’m still standing. I’m still here. And I want to thank everyone that has been a beacon of light in my life. You helped me see today ❤️ 10/6/21

she's like tony stark if he was mother

Disney paid a 13-year-old $15,000 an episode while selling $100 million in merchandise with her face on it. She never saw a dollar of the merch money. Hilary Duff made $975,000 total for 65 episodes of Lizzie McGuire. The show's dolls, sleeping bags, notebooks, and Kohl's apparel line generated over $100 million in revenue for Disney. Her cut of that: reportedly zero. The movie grossed $55.5 million worldwide. She got $1 million. Then Disney tried to lock her in. They offered a primetime ABC spinoff at $35,000 per episode and a sequel for $4 million plus 4% of gross. When her mother pushed for better terms, Disney gave them 24 hours to accept and then pulled the entire deal. Her mom's quote: "Disney thought they'd be able to bully us into accepting whatever offer they wanted to make, and they couldn't. We walked away from a sequel. They walked away from a franchise." She was 16. Most child stars who walk away from their franchise at 16 don't come back. The list of early-2000s Disney kids who maintained stable careers, stable finances, and stable public lives is brutally short. Duff did seven seasons of Younger. Wrote novels. Raised three kids. Stayed out of tabloids for a decade. Then in late 2025, she dropped a comeback single. Her "Small Rooms, Big Nerves" warm-up shows sold out instantly, marking her first headline concerts in over a decade. The Lucky Me Tour starts June 2026. Seven countries. 47 North American cities. Madison Square Garden. Red Rocks. The O2 in London. She added second nights in LA, New York, Toronto, and London because the first dates sold out too fast. Her husband produced the album. The math that sticks: Disney made $100 million off a teenager and paid her less than $2 million total. Twenty-five years later she's headlining MSG and they're still selling Lizzie McGuire reruns. That hallway walk on JHud's set is 25 years of receipts arriving at once.

Ah yes, why are people spending $28 on lunch and not why is lunch $28. Great analysis.

I manage my school’s IG account and this is the message I just got. I can’t make this up, man 😂

Happy 80th birthday to the legendary Cher.

Died well before this date. Now they just using the body for show.

She’s not mentioned enough, she deserves her flowers.

It look just like Steve Harvey too LMAOOO😭

One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........

Welp, great grand daddy, we did it. They told me to mind my business so I mastered it 😌✨🎓 MBA loaded.

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

Wild thing is they could have even swapped suits and still looked fly AF

I’ve never met a single person with an actual doctorate that isn’t ITCHING to show it off. Hell, even a masters degree. I know folks who have wallet sizes or pictures in their phone. Cheyenne is full of shit lmao she ain’t no goddamn dr.

Not gone even hold you this the first time I’ve known about the BET Awards in advance IN YEARS 😭😭😭😭

I love when couples really understand the concept of growing and building together. It’s beautiful

Only in Atlanta will your parents be good friends with MLK & Coretta; & Coretta pays the hospital bill for your birth cause your parents were the only white people that would let the King kids into their dance studio & then you grow up to become Julia Roberts

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

just overheard a woman say "i’m not being mean. i’m just not actively making you comfortable" and i'll be using that line forever

Imagine being commissioned to make a bob wig for an elephant mascot