Andrelton “Superdawg” Simmons

I went to Illinois because of the 1989 Final Four. I was a sophomore and I went to my HS guidance counselor to find out what I needed to have GPA & ACT-wise. Today, somewhere in this state, there’s a kid having the same “what do I need to do?” conversation. Great decision, kid.

REPOST IF YOU’RE HAPPY THE CUBS EXTENDED PCA!!!!

Is there anything worse than walking to class and every sidewalk is being blocked up by tour groups #shrink

Heading to wrigley for opening day. Gotta speed back to Champaign to get ahead of the Kams line Lmk if anyone can spare a spot 🙏

Cubs Opening Day during the day and Illinois and Houston at 9 pm in the Sweet 16. Thursday is going to be an emotional rollercoaster.

Sources telling me morez’s phone number: 2173055604 #ILL

Ghost of Yotei the only thing keeping me sane after the cubs and Illini losses

Michael Busch can have my children

@AmiArgentar I wholeheartedly disagree.

If you live on floor nine of bromley you gotta start taking the 1-8 elevator and walking one flight of stairs. It’s gotta happen

Danny Pliner is back on campus Sunday night indefinitely, per source.

Really wishing I could hop on a veo rn

Just learned @FreddyVee43 doesn’t like fries. Mind blown

Nothing makes me happier than watching a cubs spring training game in class

@pelewis0711 It was a great race.

No way i just lost that election

@zachyulish Very risky. I respect it

tweeting while getting told not to tweet #livingdangerously

Risk at a 7.3 right now.

Max g doesn’t understand twitter. Someone needs to educate him.

@dpliner23 I may consider joining you

making it official that when i’m back at college im starting my mustache growth. gonna be a mean stache

I think I might have the highest score on subway surfers out of anyone I know. Someone prove me wrong

School needs to invest in 4 ply toilet paper