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Just sneezed while mostly laying down, so… you may call me grandpa.

@KIDTOOREAL I’m in season… 5? Berlin? I’m just glad freaking Dana is gone

@_crosbutt small world lol im glad you found some value in my tweets. at times it seems like i am tweeting to myself.

why does Carrie on #Homeland think that every living being on the planet is here to do what she wants, when she wants, how she wants. Just an awful person/character. Blatantly defying court orders just bc she feels like it.

Would’ve gotten a standing ticket for the game if I had known… like damn!

Annoyed that for the first time all season the Brix is so packed that we can’t sit in our (un)assigned seats!

RT if #DUUUVAL

Fellow adults*, what are we calling the sitting position know as “criss-cross applesauce” these days?

For the Ladies:

The woman behind me on this flight has been coughing and sneezing *the entire time* like she’s in a mucinex commercial or something. Two and a half hours of her phlegm, which if you can’t go that long without stopping maybe change your plans? Stay home??

Re: Pedicures lately When did we start using body scrubs during the leg massage portion? Not to say I couldn’t use some level of exfoliation, sure! I’m just feeling a bit more sandpapered (raw), and a bit less relaxed than anticipated…

he did a nazi salute THIS YEAR

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

I can’t believe they’re allowing all six Wienermobiles to be in the same place. Shouldn’t there be some sort of designated survivor.

“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind."-Mr. Rogers

yoooo we got a Pope that’s been to WalMart now

Thank goodness it’s not the one from NJ… I can’t imagine the leader of the Catholic Church being someone who isn’t allowed to pump their own gas.

@timmillah I cry at almost every draft in general. They’re accomplishing their dreams. It’s a good day, we’re glad to have him too

Is it bad that I legit cried because just because he was happy to go to Jacksonville?

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Already started crying about #DraftDay and all I’ve done is explain how all these boys have worked so hard and they’re finally getting to watch their dreams come true on the national stage, and while some of em are there others are at home just waiting to be called 🥹

Questions for #KatyInSpace How dare Katy Perry make me think about space. How much did the rich girls trip into orbit cost environmentally + literally? Why are we promoting space tourism? Do we not have enough going on? Why were the Kardashians there? Where’s Orlando Bloom?