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my most controversial take is children should have the right to be free human beings <3

The ISS orbits the earth at a speed of 28,000km/hr. That means they move incredibly fast that they are able to witness 16 sunrises and 16 sunsets within 24 hours. So how do Muslim astronauts determine the exact time to offer 5 daily prayers and how do they determine the Qibla?

Update: As I expected, the ATP's licensing and retail team told me they were not involved in the creation of MCM's merch.

Please help spread the word: I’m honestly shocked to see my illustration being used on T-shirts sold at the Monte-Carlo Masters without my permission or a licence. I never expected something like this from such a major tournament. If someone from the organisers sees this, please contact me so we can resolve this properly. @montecarlorolex @atptour

@iietkynes @_tigriis And then as a customer you have to leave a big tip!!

@_tigriis Right like sometimes as a customer you just have to be weird and annoying!! And as a worker you have to complain!!! It's healthy

The fact that this happens like 4 times a year with this very same photo

I wonder if someone makes like plastic snaps that go over the metal snaps on jeans

Having to wait til Saturday night to find out about reentry unless it makes it into the WSJ print Saturday morning is going to be so stressful

emojis were such a fire idea 💡 look i can just put tthat there this rocks

@hexgrrrl That’s a good way of putting it! I was trying to explain to my mom why I’ve always thought it had a racial connotation & shes like “no it means dark curly hair and strong :) like my dad :)” and I had to be like people called your dad that bc they thought he was secretly a jew

Would yall consider “swarthy” a racist or racial term?

But you’ll be able to download epub onto it right? Is this different from what they did like 6 years ago?

@solphardi But it’s so true I was on that since day #1

REID NO

he jumped…he popped…he jopped…*nostalgic chuckle” and then he stopped…

Opened a bottle of wine from 2005 and it was STILL GOOD so we put it (w all the cork bits in bc it absolutely disintegrated) for Elijah and then I used the rest on steak….. it was deliciousssss 2nd MVP of Pesach after potato starch

how do goalies not bawl their fucking eyes out every time someone scores on them

Elad Lapidot: “I find it commendable when pro-Palestine solidarity activists insist on saying, ‘This is not against Jews. We are in solidarity with Jews and against antisemitism.’ Every time I hear it, I say to myself, ‘Wow. I find it remarkable that they continue to insist on this distinction. I don't know if I would be so strong.’”

The Deir Yassin massacre was carried out by Jewish paramilitaries just weeks before Israel was established. A reminder that the foundation of lsrael was built on the graves of the Palestinians.

noooo hollander i want to fuckkkk youuuuuu

Yahudi İzleyici: (ağlayarak) Konuşmanız sırasında Yahudilere yönelik birçok kez Nazi benzetmesi yaptınız. Bu son derece incitici. Bu, Nazi rejimi altında gerçekten acı çekmiş olan insanlar için çok aşağılayıcı. Norman Finkelstein cevap veriyor: — Bu tavra artık saygı duymuyorum. Gerçekten duymuyorum. Bu timsah gözyaşlarından hoşlanmıyorum ve onlara saygı da duymuyorum. (Dinleyicilerden alkışlar ve yuhalamalar yükselir) — Yabancı bir dinleyici kitlesi önünde "Holokost kartını" oynamaktan hoşlanmıyorum ama şu an kendimi buna mecbur hissediyorum. Rahmetli babam Auschwitz'deydi. Rahmetli annem Majdanek toplama kampındaydı. Ailemin her iki taraftan da tüm üyeleri katledildi. Annem ve babam Varşova Gettosu Ayaklanması'na katıldılar. — İşte tam da annem ve babamın bana ve iki kardeşime öğrettikleri dersler nedeniyle, İsrail'in Filistinlilere karşı işlediği suçlar karşısında sessiz kalmayacağım! Onların acılarını ve ölümlerini kullanarak; İsrail'in her gün Filistinlilere karşı işlediği işkence, vahşet ve ev yıkma suçlarını meşru göstermeye çalışmaktan daha aşağılık bir şey düşünemiyorum! — Bu yüzden artık bu gözyaşlarıyla sindirilmeyi veya baskılanmayı reddediyorum. Eğer zerre vicdanın olsaydı, burada döktüğün o gözyaşlarını Filistinliler için döküyor olurdun!