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Some people might get struck by a subway car and decide to take it slow, to relax. This has never been true for me—every near death experience just makes me want to live life even harder. I have one life and I gotta make it shine as bright as I can—as soon as I can walk again.

I feed AI

@signulll This is quite excellent tiny form content

sometimes the simulation is beautiful for no reason.

@poiThePoi @uckema John D. Rockefeller was on a mission from God to make as much money as a physically possible at the time so he could spend it making humanity better!

@poiThePoi @uckema The most efficient and consumer surplus generating organization that was broken up by antitrust folks was Standard Oil. Still haven’t forgiven them for that.

Antitrust people can you explain to me this counter argument I've seen against antitrust, which is that sometimes the larger organization provide better consumer value than a competition

@metacontrarian Ngl I like the paycheck but I hate this transitory moment. I’m losing my mind trying to stay an economically viable producer because someone out there is vying to make it where I am not

Me telling Claude to load the tickets from Jira and write as many PRs in the appropriate repos, to be reviewed by Claude, rubber stamped by colleagues. Finance, Management, Sales Team, Customer Success, Product look on.

Business travel seemed forever out of reach as a software engineer after the age of remote work but now I manage AI and my job is increasingly to listen to clients and talk to Claude for them, we are back

@alt1na1 Tina doesn’t do cocaine, no need Cocaine does Tina, big need

never even got 2 try cocaine ):

@TW1NKD3STR0YER this will kill people

the new yorker drinking game take a shot for every sentence with more than 10 clauses in a piece

@normietrashbmbo I’m torn. I want to trust the obviously persian man in a doctor’s coat perched over a persian rug, but the voice associated with the video feels like it’s trying to sell me on a knockoff Carnival cruise for a family of four deal.

@_djpn My friends don’t know the answers to these questions oh my lord help

Still a woman who asks her mother where to take the persian carpets to be cleaned (how tf should I know)

@normietrashbmbo You get your own the same way she did—from trusted friends and an impeccable sense of taste

WTH is gonna happen when I don’t have my mother’s rolodex of helpers

@AlexGodofsky >C students don’t run the world [Cackles in Bush II]

this is wrong

About two years ago when I was slum shopping, I found a houseboat to rent for ~$3k/month in Astoria on Airbnb. Starlink, A/C, electricity, tap water, etc., it had it all. I still think about what could have been

@alth0u Market penetration hasn’t hit the right spots to deeply affect revenues

snack industry quarterly earnings start blaming GLP-1s like tech companies blame AI

@uPrice11 I feel like that with the Welsh and their collective allergy to vowels

@_djpn Gaelic words really do look and sound like nonsense tbf if you don’t speak it

I can’t get over that 50% of Zoomers and Gen Alphas have names that look like their parents had a stroke while typing it

@funplings x.com/_djpn/status/2…

@_djpn maeve? thats a pretty normal one

@uPrice11 quote unrelated

@_djpn That’s a classic Irish name

@_casscore Unsettling for sure

@_djpn Yeah ive honestly never seen this before . Alarming

the amount of straight up barf on the floor of the 2am J train tells me everyone had a bit of a fabulous night!

Starting with tiny drones that use toroidal propellers to dampen their sound so they can be used inside buildings. This is my arts and craft project.

@DrewVento Diabolical

Sometimes you can tell just by looking at a girl if she got a nose job. One of my favorite things to do in these cases is to tell the girl “I like your nose job”. She’ll say thank you but become super self conscious that people can tell