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YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO WATCH THIS GOAL 🤯 Absolutely insane goal from Angel City’s Svendís Jónsdóttir that starts with her impressive throw-in into the box and ends with her scoring an absolute screamer. No notes. 🎥: @NWSL

When I like a woman I start to move like a sugar daddy

Easy 🧏🏻‍♀️

Been wanting to kill myself lately, but I just have to be patient because at the end of the day, my health issues will get the job done for me.

"file tax" which money you give me

😭😭😭 me core

Remain small the wife go remove cloth😭😭

Most assists in a season: Henry - 20 Fabregas - 18 Lampard - 16 Cantona - 16 Ozil* - 15 *21 games to go!

@manlikefola_ You don start

I’ll be 29 years old in 2031, my whole 20s wey I suppose use set proper foundation for my future kids/generation will be used to suffer and live from salary to salary, bro we can’t continue to live like this.

#TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo #TinubuMustGo

I didn't make it up, I promise you.

WSL footy is mad sometimes, you play a high intensity game with Bayern in the champions League just to have to face the league leaders less than 3 days later, and you have to get a result because failure might mean no champions League next year.

Just read Inibehe’s latest update and tbvh Winifred doesn’t deserve this dragging at all. She deserves a short jail term & I seriously mean it.

@Allengram_ Yeah 😂

@_doofann Wait???you are???

It's always funny to see people's shock when they find out I'm a girl😂

Following the #UWCL quarter-final first legs, @amara_faitho hosted a review pod with @kweku_lawrence @dxpo_ and @_doofann open.spotify.com/episode/0MgTq3…

@Winifunds E no ft ever better for you, idiot

I have taken time to reflect before speaking on the ongoing conversations linking my name to the Ochanya matter. I strongly condemn all forms of sexual abuse and gender-based violence. No individual, especially a child, should ever be subjected to such harm, and I stand firmly for accountability, truth, and justice in all such cases. I have seen many things being said about me online, some of which are not accurate or do not fully reflect what actually happened at the time. I understand the emotions surrounding this matter, but I also believe it is important that narratives are not built on assumptions or incomplete information. For clarity, in 2013, I was a student in boarding school in SS2 and had only just gone on vacation after my mock examinations. At the time, I was about 12 years old and was not present at the location where these events are being alleged to have occurred. This has been established in the course of legal processes. I did not witness any act of abuse as has been suggested in some narratives, and this position has also been reflected in the legal proceedings connected to this matter. At the time of these events, I was not in a position of authority or control over the situation. Where I had concerns, I did not ignore them, but the way events unfolded afterward was not within my control. All relevant information and documentation supporting my position exist within the appropriate legal channels and can be made available where properly required by lawful authorities. I recognise that people are asking questions, and I understand why. However, I respectfully ask that conclusions are not drawn without a full and fair understanding of the facts. This experience has taken a significant toll on my mental and overall well-being, and I have had to seek medical and professional support during this period. I remain firm in my truth. I would never witness anything of this nature and remain silent. I understand deeply the importance of speaking up for what is right. This is a sensitive matter that has already gone through legal processes, and I will not be making statements that could misrepresent that process or reopen wounds for those directly affected. I ask for fairness, restraint, and compassion in how this conversation continues. Thank you.

Noelia Castillo Ramos dies by a voluntary euthanasia procedure. She was 25. 💔 tmz.me/OckFOCt

That unplanned protest before May, I will be present. Let the whole country fvcking stop, how can 60% of a country be living below poverty line, howww. How can the minister for power openly say he’s confused and doesn’t know what to do again.