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@InvertTheWing MacFarlane is a mid table manager, just like forest manager,the forest manager has decided to go band for band😂

I haven’t even turned on the game.

@daaaxnem @kenxo_xiv You must be kidding ffs. Yamal should be top of the pyramid

@kenxo_xiv Hot take, I don't see how yamal is a better one on one than some of these guys. He's defo in the 3 table. He is better but not clear of doue or leao tho, both on their day is far better than what yamal has shown they're just not consistent enough.

Pyramid of wingers.

@Sp__ke_ Inakaa Ile reflection ya uso kwa kijiko

Hii kichwa yako hua inakaa sijui aje like mtu hawezi describe how you look

I just know @InvertTheWing is going to write 400 word essay on how richarlison is the best striker😅. He must be so happy rn with this Tottenham lead over villa.

@jemmy_sancho Sane can sit sterling. Sterling had the numbers yeah but Sane decided games

🚨Which player in City current Squad can easily Walk into this Lineup?

@sylviewatikum Heey

Anyone interested in scholarships in South Korea?

@King_tackles_1 😂😂

We mzee

@NimuKiarie Anakaanga Aisha Jumwa

Masaa ni ya kuenda church guys tell me your prayer requests.

@Zebracrisis Even the facial expression,lmao

Human beings have started to develop as animals.(they look alike)

@polo_kimanii @wa_ngachu So polo hujamkatia juu Bado hujalipwa😂😂,,

@wa_ngachu How would i know now? Ujinga ikiwahi kuingia kwa iyo kichwa yako ujaribu kukatia client na hujalipwa, utaona moto. You will lose both her and the money. Inakuwanga mbaya sana aki ata umenipea bad memories ndugu yangu

No one has asked me but Im going to say it anyway. Outside banters,bangis,jabas and the dramas,This is kamadam is a kind woman. Shes good people. If you visit her,she’ll overfeed you while telling you how your brokeness is associated with the moon being closer to Planet saturn. Theres absolutely zero reason to hate on her. Tungepatana ile wakati nilikua single ambitious bachelor ningetwanga yeye penalty niondokee pofati one touch. Her husband (is/was/will be) very lucky

@giveittome21__ I know 2 guys😂,,one from siku za primary school, mwingine in highschool, he was called ogada. Shida Sasa Tottenham wakieza dominate in the future people will call you plastic😅

am i the only person supporting Tottenham hotspurs hii kenya😂

@Wesdinho_ Maahn. They sound like we've lost a game. In the words of ederson moraes in the title race 2022/2023, " we don't care what arsenal results will be ,let everyone win their games,we will try to win ours".

Idk why City fans are overreacting like we can’t score loads of goals against Everton and Brentford

@Timpiyansupeyo @Osama_otero Who's Leo,I'm new here🌝😂

@Osama_otero 😂😂mimi nlipika pancake Leo asubuhi nkakula tatu nkipika tu🥲

Leo nimeonja nyama pjece moja from the sufuria. Self discipline inaendelea kukuwa strong tu. Sasa imebaki ya kuosha vyombo immediately after kupika.

@kenxo_xiv Lilac mwesh took this advice too literally 😂

Sometimes you don't have to quit. You just have to rebrand.

Lilac mwesh took this advice too literally 😂

@baroswahjr Lakini hata kama ni wizii,,hio yotee⁉️😂

Let's visit MARYHILL GIRLS, Term 1 school fees is Kshs 33,610 Term 2 school fees is Kshs 19,847 Term 3 school fees is Kshs 15,097 Total per year is Kshs 68,554. Easy. Right? Let's go to EXTRA LEVIES. Extras: 1. School Motivation - Kshs 7,000 per term. That makes it Kshs 21,000 per year. For some classes it's Kshs 5,500 x 3 which is Kshs 16,500 2. Class motivation - Kshs 3,000 per term. This totals Kshs 9,000 per year. 3. Development - Kshs 20,000 per year 4. Enhancement program - Kshs 7,000 per year 5. KFC - Kshs 1000. You ask what is KFC? The parents visit the school once every term. This day the school buys KFC chicken for the girls at a cost of Kshs 1,000 per term. In a year it's Kshs 3,000. Total Extra Levies is Kshs 69,000 Total amount to keep your daughter at MARYHILL GIRLS is Kshs 69,000 + Kshs 68,554. It Totals Kshs 137,554 And here they don't joke. There is no room for negotiation. No diplomacy. As early as Term 1 on induction day, you are told utafute shule ingine mapema kama umeskia huwezani. Here, parents talk in hushed tones.

Of course we all knew what teams was gonna make it more on the defense 😂😂

You could also be lucky with one lakini kazi ni kugeuza kina Lilac.

@running_hodl @cessonmute I have lived in both non urban and urban environment and I think as much as it feels peaceful in the sub urban and rural environment,I think sometimes people overrate it.More because they have not been in that environment.

@_dry_joke @cessonmute x.com/TawhakiTheGod/…

In case you forgot: We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.

@DarkhanNomad @cessonmute Maybe what you call real magic and beauty can coexist with the stream of content we use as escapism. We only need to find a balance to appreciate both,or what do you think??

@_dry_joke @cessonmute Different from other poster, Id say- because we are so enthralled by fictional worlds,submerged in constant stream of content as mean of escapism,running from the reality we created.Yet, the real magic and beauty is still there, we just fail to engage with it, turning to illusory