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Imagine being the researcher tasked with observing infinite monkeys on typewriters and just as one of them is about to finish writing The Tempest, on the very last word it types banana

Imagine being so soulless you end up rooting for a future like this

If they can automatically register you for the draft then they can automatically register you to vote. The fact that they’re doing one but not the other tells you everything you need to know

@MP_StarBlazeR @Woody56292 @MGrayBham56 @shanaka86 @edwardhood How did you get so irreparably cucked

@Woody56292 @MGrayBham56 @shanaka86 @edwardhood Been right so far...don't see why I'm wrong here.

Seven clocks are running. None of them negotiable. All of them counting down to the same weeks. The planting clock. Mid-April is the biological deadline for corn and soybean planting across the US Midwest. Every day that passes without nitrogen becoming affordable and available narrows the window for corn. USDA projects corn falling to 94 million acres from 98.8 million. Soybeans rising to 85 million from 81.2 million. The seeds that go into the ground in the next three weeks determine America’s grain harvest in October. The decision is irreversible. The USDA clock. March 31. Prospective Plantings. The report that converts farmer intentions into official data. Every acreage number, every corn-soy ratio, every nitrogen-dependent calculation becomes a published fact that traders, governments, and food agencies will use to model global supply for the next twelve months. The number arrives in twelve days. The FAO clock. April 3. The Food Price Index. The first global reading that captures post-Hormuz commodity prices across cereals, vegetable oils, dairy, meat, and sugar. The 2022 peak was 159.7 in March 2022 after Ukraine. This reading will incorporate oil above $100, urea at $610, LNG halted, packaging repriced, and freight surcharges of $500 to $1,500 per container. The number that determines whether the UN declares a food emergency arrives in fifteen days. The pharmaceutical clock. India’s API inventory buffers are two to three months, measured from the war’s onset on February 28. Late May is the depletion window. Methanol at 87.7 percent Hormuz exposure feeds the solvent chain for paracetamol, ibuprofen, metformin, and antibiotics. Once buffers deplete, the shortage becomes a patient access crisis for the 47 percent of US generics that originate in India. The China crude clock. FGE NexantECA confirmed China is drawing commercial reserves at up to one million barrels per day. The draw sustains refinery operations for four to six weeks from March 19. Mid-April to late April is the exhaustion window. After that, China faces three options: accelerate Russian pipeline imports, reroute at massive premium, or crack open the strategic petroleum reserve. The third option reprices every commodity on the planet. The helium clock. SK Hynix and Samsung hold two to three months of helium inventory. Late May to early June is the depletion window. South Korea imports 64.7 percent of its helium from Qatar. Ras Laffan is offline. If helium buffers deplete before alternative supply arrives, semiconductor fabrication faces rationing. The AI hardware supply chain hits a physical wall measured in months, not quarters. The insurance clock. Solvency II requires 30 to 60 days of zero incidents before P&I clubs can reinstate war risk coverage. Even after a ceasefire, the insurance normalisation takes six to sixteen months based on the Red Sea precedent of 26 months and counting. The logistics system lags the financial relief rally by the longest duration of any clock in this crisis. Seven clocks. The shortest expires in twelve days. The longest runs for over a year. The planting window, the USDA report, the FAO index, the drug buffers, the Chinese crude draw, the helium inventory, and the insurance cycle are all counting down simultaneously. None of them pause for diplomacy. None of them respond to presidential directives. None of them read sealed packets. The calendar is the only actor in this war that has never lost a negotiation. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

McDonalds has agreed to pay me a $100,000 marketing fee for me to change my last name to Burgerking-Sucks. I can still have my first name be whatever I want as long as there’s no conflict of interest

@Red_Mac70 @Thirphaseofmoon What makes you think it was a flight attendant and not a pilot?

@Thirphaseofmoon So they had the flight attendant call it in…? If that’s the pilot I would be terrified to be on that flight. That person is not prepared to be flying. You’re a pilot with lives in your hands. You don’t get to be speechless.

American Airlines Pilot Reports "Flying Disc" Moments Before Landing! #UFO #UAP

@FlyingQRanchLLC @stefnox @Thirphaseofmoon Pilots aren’t gonna pull out their phone while landing a plane dumbass

@stefnox @Thirphaseofmoon Yeah, especially since everyone carries a high definition camera phone

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

"Evil Will Overcome Good"

@Backtheblue911 @ProudSocialist Even the US government admitted it was Israel. Are you saying the US was defending Iran when it said that? 🤣

@_eric_alexander @ProudSocialist That’s not how I see things at all. But you’re just a spineless sheep.

Here’s footage of the South Pars gas field after it was bombed by Israel. It’s the world’s largest natural gas reserve and jointly operated by Iran and Qatar. This was the largest escalation in the war yet & brought another country into the war. The US & Israel now have us on the verge of World War III.

@Daniggg1 @sovietsoleri Ok and how are you doing that

@sovietsoleri There is no point waiting. Make a stand and be the change

My sources are telling me we are past a point of no return

@Backtheblue911 @ProudSocialist It’s funny how truth has no meaning to you and you can only see the world in a binary “us vs them” framework. Absolute baby shit

@_eric_alexander @ProudSocialist I'm supposed to care if you believe it or not? Anyone defending Iran and their Terrorist Regime is a POS.

@CynicalReMind @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero Lmao at the thought of you replying, seething for an hour and being like “oooh what I SHOULD’VE said is…” and getting on your phone again 🤣

@_eric_alexander @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero You can think you're right if you want, that's fine with me lol. I do not care and I don't think anyone else does either. Who's flattering themselves now? lol.

Ross Coulthart is now publicly discussing one of the more mysterious recurring motifs in experiencer testimony: mantis beings. In a recent interview, Coulthart said he has been hearing from multiple experiencers describing these entities and that some feel they are being urged to come forward. @rosscoulthart #ufox #ufotwitter

@CynicalReMind @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero You couldn’t even keep up the Serious Debater act for four tweets. It was obvious from your first tweet that you didn’t care about integrity of argument, you were just trying to be a dick. Which is why I called you out. And here you are, continuing to proving me right.

@_eric_alexander @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero Definitely not miffed, I got you

@CynicalReMind @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero Why don't you hold yourself to the bare minimum standard for middle school grammar and figure out the difference between "bear" and "bare", Mr. Intellectual

@_eric_alexander @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero Lol you don't sound offended at all.

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@NewProgressUSA @benploz @JehffMacbook @zachleft worst poem I’ve read since Kitty O’Meara

@benploz @JehffMacbook @zachleft It has capabilities, but it doesn't replace diddly squat. Humans remain, and humans will always create. That's always been true, that's always going to be true.

@CynicalReMind @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero I’m not offended (don’t flatter yourself), I’m just saying you’re being an ass. It’s fucking Twitter, not a courtroom, not a peer reviewed journal. Get over yourself

@_eric_alexander @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero I'm just holding them to the bear minimum standard.

@BrianKSouthard @davidicke What does it mean for a document to be “the most historical”?

@davidicke The Bible don’t lie. Never has. Time after time after time it has been proven as the most historical document ever written

Don't be silly, mate. The Old Testament 'Noah' myth was plagiarised from much earlier flood stories that can be found around the world including Sumer in Mesopotamia. There was no 'Noah' as there was no wooden ark full of animals 'two-by-two'. A made-up story can't be sitting in Turkey.

@CynicalReMind @HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero Could’ve just stopped after the first sentence and asked a question like a normal person. No need to be an ass

@HikingAbductee @Cortex_Zero What are some examples of them lying, cheating, or stealing? Gotta back up claims like that with something atleast. Can't expect people to just take you on your word without any context.

@stefnox @RjNol Did you actually watch the fucking clip or did your phone freeze on the opening frame

@RjNol That’s just stars and a garbage lens lol, unless you’ve got actual motion it’s nothing.

Sky phenomenon Calgary, Alberta, Canada. What's happening up there?