eric curtin

"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

@jimmymontague69 amazing

(Shakira Shakira) White baby, when you talk like that

@chetporter @brendan905 vouch

@brendan905 i'll do it for crumbs i'm from 905 too

wow ok seems like a lot of you would rather see us with a bassist on stage than see the 4 of us get paid 5% more each and be able to afford stuff like gambling or ddr5 ram or that tony chocolonely with all the bullshit in it like pretzels and salt and whatever shame on u

i didnt do any of this. i ate at home last night

@wh0isjeena @MerriamWebster @DojaCat @CHedt yeah this is awesome

@MerriamWebster Taylor swift has more than enough legal tender to make a chicken strip @DojaCat @_ericcurtin @chedt do u get it

That prenup is going to be longer than the Webster's 3rd New International Unabridged Dictionary (over 476,000 entries).

@rachel_g811 Real ones know!

@_ericcurtin Ryan Reynolds to Peter in that one episode of Family Guy

why do restaurants have to come up with dumb ass names for their menu items.. got me sayin “Yeah let me have uhh the Grandmas wacky home style skillet” Bitch I Will Kill All Of Us Right Now I Have A Bomb

@idkcloudy There's one in Atwater!

hold up

who up bopping they field mice on the head

@tw1tter_girl LOL

SEEN MY MANS DROOG IN THE CORNER STORE YESTERDAY WITH THE PERSONAL BOTTLE OF HENNY

my uber driving going through some shit

the internet has become so mean it’s scary actually

@mariokartdwi omg hell yeah

this and a scent bar haul

@stronglaurence1 lol yeah like. cooking something... walking down the street? Typing on a laptop, reading a book, putting on makeup, making a bed? Ok kinda on a roll now. Making coffee!

@tw1tter_girl @memechaotic Yeah everyone hates me for this omg

@tw1tter_girl @frankiefey Thank you...