Everybody Poops

DM me your #PoopStories, they will stay anonymous (unless you want a shoutout of course 💩). #EverybodyHasOne #ThePoops

Post-Colonoscopy Follow up 💩💫 10 years ➡️ Normal ✈️🎨 7-10 yrs ➡️ 1-2 small TAs ⛳️🥓 3-5 yrs ➡️ 3-4 small TAs 🤹‍♀️👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 3 yrs ➡️ Adenoma >10mm 👣☄️ 3 yrs ➡️ Tubulovillous/villous 🎞 3 yrs ➡️ High grade dysplasia 🧟‍♂️ 1 year ➡️ >10 adenomas 🖐🤚➕ 6 mos ➡️ Piecemeal >20mm 🪚🪓

Colorectal cancer screening now starts at age 45 for the average risk adult 💩

It’s really weird how one day you wake up and refried beans are delicious

Know your P.O.O.P.

@lunakaelin Did you say poop map?

i wish there was a cry map like the poop map, i want to share w everyone how many times i’ve cried and where

@GroovyAJ1 What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake

@ssoojindere Pooping.... Poopen... Poop pen

everyone sees soyeon as a badass idol then here she goes having a poop pen 😭

@Reuters "In 2020 the hedge funds got richer. Now they're bracing for Gamestop" $GME

In 2020 the ultra-rich got richer. Now they're bracing for the backlash reut.rs/31gS0Rh

@TeChaiMate Everybody poops 🤷‍♂️

@FUSiiZAA The Porcelain Throne 🚽

[ENG TRANS] I’m blanking 😎 #KristPerawat — His ‘correct’ words in 🇹🇭 reads ‘Khit Mai Øk’, but he shortens it to ‘Khi’ which could sound similar to ‘Khī’ (poop) Khī Mai Øk means you’ve constipation 💩— so that’s why the toilet fits in his caption.

@TheRoaringKitty Where’s your YOLO update?

@JoeBiden Joe, the stimulus is going straight into $GME equity. Brrrrr 🚀

85% of American households will get direct checks from the American Rescue Plan. For so many Americans, that means they can pay the rent. That means they can put food on the table. Share below what the American Rescue Plan will do for you.

@_J0hnJ0hn What are your favorite platforms and why?

A lot of brokers will cover the incoming transfer fee, if you're call them to initiate the transfer.

As I sit here working on my gastroenterology fellowship applications, I am reminded of the 2nd chance I was given to fulfill my life’s purpose: to prevent this disease from taking someone else’s loved one. Thank you for giving me life and giving me purpose, Dad. (3/3)

When my Dad was 53 he was diagnosed with colorectal cancer. Today marks the anniversary of his passing at the age of 59. After that tragic day, I realized my purpose in life. (2/3)

When I was 11 I almost died of septic shock. 7 years later, my surgeon told me I would have died had I not had emergency surgery that day. After that conversation, I decided I would become a doctor to give another person the same second chance at life I was given. (1/3)

@guzik_do Your butt cheeks

@The__Poops Who?

Can you believe they’re still together after all the shit they’ve been through?

This is a real tragedy 😞 “As many as 80 million babies worldwide are missing out on routine childhood vaccines because of the coronavirus pandemic, the World Health Organization said Friday.”

@CFOperations What is going on with all this shit in 2020 😞

1/2 Developing situation regarding our CH-148 Cyclone, deployed onboard HMCS FREDERICTON, which is currently contributing to Op #REASSURANCE. Contact was lost with the aircraft as it was participating in Allied exercises off the coast of Greece.