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@thrluv like a flashlight, dummy😭

when guys pee do they hold it like a joint or a cigarette

@JBTHEPLUG1 first thing i said was woodchuck, im cookedd😭😭

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

@oku_yungx licking the gooch

What is a sexual satisfaction you didn’t know you liked until you experienced it?

@2grindonmybelt um you’re probably in nyc then😭

Anyone notice when it rains that worms don’t even come out anymore. What happened to all of the worms

@HanaHoops guys she’s talking about Bron😭😭

The third best PF of all time is currently in the league

10:53 remaining Knicks: 75 Rockets: 93 final Knicks: 108 Rockets: 106 New York outscored Houston 33-15 in the 4th quarter.

Steve Kerr on Jimmy Butler being ruled out before tip-off: "I got word from Mike [Dunleavy] that everything is fine. He just had a personal thing that came up right before the game." Kerr doesn't think Butler will miss time beyond Saturday.

@Courtsidecom @UnderdogNBA umm not true 😭, almost every team would love to have dray

@UnderdogNBA if dray didn’t have Steph and Steve in his corner he’d probably be on his couch yapping on his podcast

Draymond Green made the free throw and chirped Nets superfan Mr. Whammy: “Go sit your old ass down!”

pre workout

@Stick_wit_it540 thanks for the read brodie🤞🏽, took rebounds instead cuz im on dk

saints ml ! kirk cousins playin w the game

im at work very excited to go home n sleep on the floor

bro nick smith gotta get more tick istg

overstimulation. seeing too many lifestyles, opinions, experiences outside of our own.

who’s the woman in red on ABC news rn !??

when it’s time to get a bucket, i don’t come off a screen!

@HeyYoungKings if i woulda seen this a week ago at work, i fumbled bro

Some girls are mean to you because they like you and don't know how to flirt.

@OneLuckyGirl_28 another chance at launch

Whatever u ask the Universe for under this tweet, u will get in August.

@user13715171891 so every mornin??

last time I got cracked last time I seen the sun

i hope i never see her again