Gachau

Slaves of the matrix ndo tunaingia bed ready for another long rainy day tomorrow

Nimeanza kuapply zile job za record one minute video. It is not looking good guys. Nataka mniombee.

Spurs are definitely getting relegated

Hakuna matatu CBD tuko stranded hapa kama wildebeest pale Mara River

Ukimove files git blame haitawahi kusamehea.. Generations to come wanaona venye ulikuwa unaandika spaghetti

Please check out my resume here. Casting the net wide and staying hopeful. Also, I have a website with services I am offering to you...see my pinned post. bit.ly/Lawrence_Kinut…

Iran is going for regional dominance by destroying their neighbours' key infrastructure. US still going for regime change but Iran wako na a very decentralized system

Asynchronous Full stack vibecoder. Claude builts your back end and front end at the same time

@mariEscobarPME Carrick will be the first to win the PL as a player and as a manager

Has any ex PREMIER LEAGUE player won the league as a manager before?

@KinyanjuiMarigi 2024 June... Watu wakienda Maandamano nilikuwa naraukia police station kurecord statements

@_gachau_ Lini broo

Kuna siku niliamka nikapata walinihamisha usiku. Siku izi ata nipate the worst blackouts I never forget kulock mlango buana

@KinyanjuiMarigi I saw bad things after kujiwekelea bila kufunga mlango ... Niliamkaa nikapata wamebeba electronics zote mzee.. Eii.. Nilikuwa natoka nje naangalia mlango kama naingia kwangu bado

@_gachau_ Leta story we mzee😂

Ni kama mbio za sakafuni zitaishia hapaa

Each microservice owns its database. Now the business asks for a real-time dashboard requiring joins across multiple services. Your non technical manager asks you to do it in 1 sprint without breaking service isolation? What's your plan ?

Dear God. 🙏🙏🙏 Amen.

😅😅😅

@Web3flux Ameanguka KCSE and goes ahead to include coding, data science and cyber security.

Sai ukipatana na a Form 4 leaver who either is applying for a University course or ameanguka KCSE hajui aanzie wapi advise that chap to gain skills as first priority in this life. Mwambie afanye Data Science, Cybersecurity and other digital skills related courses. Later transition to the non-coding side of Data Analytics for higher pay. Coding gets you in the door ,Non-coding skills get you promoted. Data is King!

Jan 3rd nishaanza kupress 1 to proceed nikilipa mat. Eiii.

Huku late 20s hakuna time ya regrets. Makosa zinafanyika back to back.

@mbu_r_umichael One of my favourite thing in a clubs is seeing people graduating. Tukipatana na umevaa that kakofia ama gown lazima nibuy shot ama beer..

Watu wa sherehe and drinking are some of the best people you will meet in Nairobi 😂 Demonstration: 1. Last week at à club I had worn my grad gown, met a couple who invited(forced) me to have drinks with them (2 shots for every year Ive studied in campus😂) 1/