🌸OMO CALABAR🌸

Manifesting an Osmo DJI Pocket camera into my life before the year is over.

Tall people can’t swing their legs if they’re bored.

@Yeesourlarh 7 fits better

Help me choose the perfect thread 👀

@WildChefHuman Yes please! Mee🤭🤩

are there people who genuinely like chicken feet??

Some of you are very rude! Why send me this?🥹

@MrMekzy_ @BigYomiii I’m just returning from school. First year registration is so stressful

It’s Friday evening in the year 2012, what are you doing right now?

Be bold and defend your work! God please.

We went color hunting and this is what everyone created. Green 💚 White 🤍 Red ❤️ Blue 💙 Which one is your favorite? 🎨

@officialtwinny There’s a ringlight in the house. It’s a skit. It has to be

Your mother should never put her hands on your wife 😤😤😤😡😡😡😡!!! What’s wrong with Nigerians ‼️🇳🇬

@freezle_ Happy birthday 🎉

+1 A king was Born 😁

At the salon, minding my business, reading The Mechanics of Yenagoa… Tell me why I’ve been shouting “Jesus!” every fifteen seconds since 😭 This bookkk!! 😮😮😮 Salon people must think something is wrong 😭

Crying because you won’t get married to your book boyfriend is valid 😂

Feb ‘26 🗑️

I love what my new reading habit is doing for me. Today I’m in Lagos. Tomorrow, Yenagoa. Next day, Enugu. Abuja. Warri… and everywhere in between. All without leaving my room. Travelling across Nigeria without packing a bag.

Made it to church every Sunday in February! The Lord is good.

Funny story. I ran into her when I went to pick up my master’s form in my faculty. Turns out, she had just gained admission to study the same course I did for my first degree… the exact same course. We literally stood there staring at each other in shock. Fast forward one year later, during my defense, some of the lecturers thought I was her. They were genuinely confused and kept asking how I suddenly appeared there. It was such a full-circle moment and still one of the funniest experiences ever.

Even God is rooting for you

@OTUNBA_TIZ Wdym “you guyz are d boom” 😂😂

Appreciation tweet.

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