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been a while since I updated this, dm me if you want me to come play charli xcx or terror at your event x

can’t get over the little kids circle pit at knocked loose my heart is so warm

it’s so easy to not be mad about the boys if youve forgotten literally everything that’s happened in previous seasons (I had to google clara)

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA

remember a pet is for life, not just for third year of uni

a lass in our local student group (don’t ask why am still in it at 28) has posted about selling her hamster now she’s moving back home and everyone in the comments is ripping her to shreds 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

clocked in at the i missed impunity factory

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

I got my fav bar (not pictured) to play impunity, split knuckle and dop on my hen do lol

I don’t see ITV getting much blame when they put Nigel Farage on I’m a celeb . They started all this

Woman interviewed on Calendar “I voted Reform. Barnsley council are doing a wonderful job though, but Starmer needs to go” 🫠🫠🫠

welcome to the uk btw

having a nocturnal pet is heartbreaking like girl why are you being so lovely and cute running around when it’s way past my bedtime 😭

@EmilyG_____ imagine booking a wedding a week after outbreak 🥴

@_hevmc_ No broken bones before the wedding!!

seeing everyone mosh at unfest makes me wish I wasn’t blind and also not a massive pussy

Every year, this comes up in my memories. Every year I share it because it is quite simply the best Facebook post of our time.

I'm calling for a complete ban on Mancunian tiramisu until we figure out what the hell is going on

Goodbye, Bo.

this era of hollyoaks was unparalleled

rly obsessed w this WWI puppet from the Imperial War Museum’s tiktok page