Garrido
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Garrido
@_iss298
mostly cycling//🇵🇹//owner of right opinions™
Portugal Katılım Şubat 2024
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@ohfortheloveofg @ShitpostRock2 Fring murdered Emilio because there were witnesses.
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@Rog_marr @ShitpostRock2 Gus wanted to kill Hank and threatened to kill his whole family if he intervened. I mean this is great television because every decision can be perfectly justified. If not for plot reasons, then for characterization reasons (facing death, ego issues, etc)
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@ShitpostRock2 Walter messed up by killing Gus. Gus had already fired him, told Jesse he'd leave him alone so that Jesse would cook with him, and Walt got out clean with his money. Instead, he killed Gus. That's why it matters.
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-No, Ícaro, si te acercas demasiado al sol, el calor derretirá la cera que mantiene tus alas.
#LBL Pogaçar a Seixas, óleo sobre lienzo.
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um verdadeiro apreciador de cervejas tem ao menos 3 favoritas
1. democrática
1. elitista
1. artesanal
Relâmpago Nanzinho@b7t3n
A pessoa que tem Heineken como cerveja preferida não é digna de confiança
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@NairoInGreen Evenepoel has no manners.
Who the hell says that after a victory? Basically, he says that it means so little to him that you're not even in my top 5. That is like putting up a middle finger to the entire organisation.
He is a very rude man.
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This is a million times dumber and more harmful than what Timothée said
Variety@Variety
Charlize Theron says "in 10 years," AI will be able to do Timothée Chalamet’s job as an actor, but it will never be able to replace live performance like ballet: “Oh, boy, I hope I run into him one day. That was a very reckless comment on an art form, two art forms, that we need to lift up constantly because, yes, they do have a hard time. But in 10 years, AI is going to be able to do Timothée’s job, but it will not be able to replace a person on a stage dancing live.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
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The moment Romeo rode Pinarello and Balderstone off his wheel on the flat. Bloody hell, that was impressive, Cancellara would be proud. 🚄
#OGC26
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Funny story, I actually I ran into Kylie Jenner at an Aldi in Düsseldorf last week.
She was sitting on the floor next to the frozen fish section. I asked if she was okay.
She said she just broke up with Timothee Chalamet. I said I don't know who that is.
"I don't follow American celebrity culture" I said
She asked where I'm from. I said Germany.
"I heard German men are different" she said
I said we are. We arrive on time and we finish what we start. She bit her lip.
She asked me if I've ever had my heart broken. I said yes. In 2016. When Great Britain left the EU.
We went for a coffee. When the bill came, i suggested we split it and leave no tip. I sent her a PayPal request for €3.20.
She was visibly impressed how progressive Europe is.
"Do you want to grab a drink at your place?" she suggested
I said I can't. My wife's boyfriend is visiting tonight and the apartment is only 29 square metres.
She texts me every week now. I never respond though. I only have EU roaming.
Kylie, if you're reading this, you still owe me €3.20 for that coffee.

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