Aaron Jacobs

@Dominos_AU On Friday I ordered four pizzas and sides from the Rozelle store. Three of the pizzas were really burnt, and one was smashed against the box. All of the sides were burnt too. The store didn't answer their phone, and didn't respond to feedback. How do I get a refund?

@LapTop006 Yes

Hmm, do I buy a second Tektronix dual-beam scope?

if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too

@funkwit Is this a thing? Am I just old now?

@funkwit To reiterate, I’m not talking about singular they when pronouns are unknown, nor about refusing to use “they” when it’s the person’s preferred pronoun. I mean specifically ignoring *other* preferences, including he/she for both trans and cis people, and *always* using “they”

Your friendly reminder that Uncle Bob is an increasingly off-the-rails bigot who can, quite frankly, fuck off into the sun.

Martin van Buren lookin ass bird

If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.

@DialHForHagai @jezfletcher This is an instant classic of the genre, good lord

it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him

This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.

In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to census.gov/popclock will be 333,333,333

@EdHerdman @ArthurCDent @Quora I feel like an idiot, but what’s wrong with the second post? Did you downvote it just for the “another scenario” part? Because the main part seems correct?

@ArthurCDent Many @Quora users also fail the cognitive reflection test. 25 upvotes on the last example!

Interesting. The AI totally fails the cognitive reflection test. It gives the intuitive but incorrect answer every time.

@ruuddotorg @isomer This is why it’s often better to think in terms of (and plot) cache *miss* ratio

A similar concept in computing: a seemingly small drop in cache hit ratio from 99% to 98% results in double the origin traffic.

昨日の日和と抱っこの動画にたくさんのRT＆いいねありがとうございました🦭💖 実は飼育員視点の動画もあります🫶 それにしてもひーちゃんすごい顔だね😹

@jezfletcher There are only two quantities of garlic: not enough garlic, and an acceptable amount of garlic

(Next time, I may use Nagi's base recipe but do all the tweaks I like in mine—fresh basil, extra garlic, a bit of chilli)

I, a massive Nagi fan, got the new RecipeTin Eats cookbook last week, and you better believe I'm going to Julie & Julia it