Abhishek

@wisequipster Reminding me so much of DD 🫂

Idiotic Captaincy

@KOCricket528 cause kxip legacy can’t die just like that

Why would you have different shades of blue on your shirt and pants.....!?

Having “young energy” as you get older is literally just not getting fucking demoralised and becoming a resentful endless whiner, but instead possessing hope, passion, and vigour at an age where people expect life to have already sucked the soul out of you. It is true power.

@Ayushxa @DelhiCapitals He’s ready to lead the team to glory. Axar can go back to being goofy all rounder with under 7 economy

Best player in my team . Suck his dick not KL's @DelhiCapitals

My favourite genre in cricket is Tristan Stubbs chasing for Delhi Capitals

Stubbs is ready to lead DC. Hopefully it happens next season.

Axar needs to stop promoting himself. Good win @DelhiCapitals 💪

@_dhrooov @KP24 @DelhiCapitals He’ll be there in commentary box for sure

Hey @KP24, we need a mandatory hype tweet for @DelhiCapitals before our season starts today.

@gwrites345 yeah too much context switching

@_jairath Haha. We all are. It's the multi-tasking syndrome.

Took me a while to realize i’m a slow learner

@poorvame That’s a good reframe. Probably been optimizing for speed more than retention

@_jairath Speed is overrated. Retention isn’t.

Bangalore’s traffic is urgency without spatial awareness

@ankitiscracked So true. One of the top things I’ve learnt from sports is that purple patches don’t last forever. Play as much as you can while you are in one, the half chances won’t always be going in your favour.

life is so random that if you get into a good phase, you must do everything in your power to preserve and extend it. you must see it as a rare gift and mustn’t ruin it with laziness

@annaverbee Happy anniversary to both of you 🎊🎊

I got married to this person I quite adore on this day last year, had many lovely friends from Twitter at the gurudwara to witness the ceremony, thank you all for being there, I thought of each of you today as we sat with the birds, the river and the mountains.

@Shivangi_g then i’m afraid you are not culture fit

Sadly, I quite like going to the office and delivering shareholder value.

@Ayushxa yeah, they aren’t even trying anymore. Guess the goal is to avoid wooden spoon, make some cheap buys, and improve the balance sheet by saving on operating cost.

@_jairath I think last year after the war showed how this franchise is just so small compared to the big boys

So Starc isn't coming ? DC really are a tinpot franchise

@shweta_ai @devahaz Raj Kachori represent

@devahaz these look like oversized cheesy pani puri

Nothing a couple puffy quesos can’t fix