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@pitlochrybutche from the rivers to the sea puppies will be free

Had a few dms from people Maybe if people/puppies started behaving at puppy yoga then they would be returned to them Puppies will be held in shop until good behaviour is demonstrated

@pitlochrybutche pun a spoilt ballots

I might run in the scottish elections Perth and kinross seat would you vote for me

all time great wikipedia category

hatate is absolute caviar

hiding my cigarette whenever a child walks by

holy fuck this is the best viewing of the day 🤣 check Bajrami

@pitlochrybutche armoured cars and tanks and puns came to take away the boy

I am up for the cup listening to some music What is your favourite song comment below

McGregor is absolutely finished, miles off it

All I’ve realised tonight is that Americans have simply never been taught what Tourette’s is Too busy teaching their wains how to hold an assault rifle

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

Can we send Mvuka back to France now?

personally i think "john [name of thing]" is the funniest bit of all time

I have never pressed the translate button so much in my life as of right now for these French tweets

If you are concerned about the trajectory of Celtic then get to the front doors of Celtic Park after the game and make yourself heard. Sack the Board.

@pitlochrybutche shop closed then?

Have landed

@CelticFC Nygren is fucking hopeless

64' - Goal Hearts. 🟩0️⃣-2️⃣🟫 #CELHEA | #CelticFC🍀

Pantoja’s arm 🤮

How shite must Balikwisha be if this version of Luke McCowan is benching him 🤣