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@Uber I’m still waiting on someone to get in contact with me

Uber support is literally non existent. They get sued all the time because people can’t escalate emergencies

Update: Uber gave me a $2 credit for the whole entree I was missing. I spent $100 on this order btw- on top on the UberOne I pay for monthly. This is your reminder to delete all your Uber apps. Use Door Dash instead!

Count your mf days Uber Eats. I just canceled my uber one membership 🖕🏽

Am I insane for being so upset crying bc my Uber Eats delivery forgot my entree so everyone else in the house gets to eat except me and I can’t fucking get a human being to talk to me from support?! @UberEats

I can’t explain it, but Harry Potter is a Christmas movie

Um should I be worried? What’s happening in Chicago?

I just got a really bad batch of mini diet Dr Pepper and it ruined my day 😩 it was all I was craving after a long work week @drpepper

My job adds $10 to my HSA per pay period, so they basically buy my tampons every month 😌

This chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell is healing me today. Literally taking me back to my childhood 😌🌯

It’s getting reeeaaaal crispy outside

you look like you need a bean and cheese burrito

Every time I push play to start a movie, my husband decides he needs to get up and fuck around for 10 mins then comes back asking what he missed 🙄

I would die for a chicken finger basket and fried pickles from Toot’s right now

Them lil cutie mandarin oranges have me in a chokehold lately

How funny would it be if Carrie Underwood sang Jesus Take the Wheel at the inauguration

Girlies, so where are we getting our handmaids dresses from or is it like a DIY thing?

I blame Moo Deng

I need a live feed of the candidates during all this

Alexa needs to stop blasting out my Amazon cart and orders with her lil notifications 😒