Juan Carlos

Jack Black and Jack White doing a 5 timer SNL rendition of 'SEVEN NATION ARMY'. #snl

For 50 years, @Apple has embodied and exemplified the best of California: ‘thinking different,’ boldly innovating, and empowering people to not only dream, but do. Thanks to innovators like Apple, California is proud to be the global leader in technology and creativity.

So thrilled to celebrate #Apple50 with @paulmccartney! His music has inspired us from the beginning, so this is a full circle moment to close out our celebrations. Thank you, Paul, for proving that when you think different, you have the power to change the world.

Everything is urgent in corporate except your promotion.

¡Feliz Día de la Bandera, México! 🇲🇽

Pues ni tan pendejo, mira las madrizas electorales que les ha puesto, a ti hasta te jubiló.

Tirando factos

Cuando un "empresario" como Salinas Pliego habla de libertad, se refiere a la suya, libertad de evadir impuestos, libertad para explotar a sus trabajadores, libertad para enriquecerse al cobijo del poder y aprovechándose de los que menos tienen mediante la usura. Esa libertad.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

Decía mi abuela: soltero maduro, puto seguro 😂

El capitalismo es tan chingón, que para sobrevivir le tiene que robar el petróleo a países socialistas.

“Let’s just say the quiet part out loud: America didn’t get hijacked by ‘patriots.’ It got hijacked by failures — and by the very smart, very cynical people who realized how easy those failures are to manipulate. For decades, the United States has produced a whole population of folks who never did the reading, never did the learning, never gained any skills, never grew emotionally, never took accountability for a single thing in their lives — and then reached adulthood furious that the world wasn’t built around their bad decisions. They flunked out of life, coasted on the easiest path possible, and then expected the entire country to bend so they never have to feel uncomfortable or inadequate. Enter the political strategists who said, ‘Oh wow…this country has a gigantic pool of angry, insecure underachievers who will believe absolutely anything that absolves them of responsibility. If we just tell them they’re right and everyone else is wrong, they’ll worship us.’ And that’s exactly what happened. A movement didn’t rise because these people were strong. It rose because someone finally figured out how to weaponize their weakness. Tell the failures they’re actually the real Americans. Tell the losers that the smart people secretly envy them. Tell the ones who never succeeded that their lack of success is someone else’s fault. Tell the folks who never grew up that maturity is ‘woke.’ And suddenly you’ve built an army — not of thinkers, not of leaders, not of contributors — but of emotionally fragile adults addicted to being lied to because the truth hurts too much. Meanwhile, the people at the top of this movement? They don’t respect them. They don’t admire them. They don’t even like them. They use them. Because they know these people don’t want solutions — they want soothing. They don’t want progress — they want validation. They don’t want responsibility — they want stories that make them feel better about failing at life. So the grifters show up and say, ‘Hey buddy, none of this is your fault. You’re perfect. It’s the immigrants, the books, the teachers, the scientists, the cities, the gays, the trans people — anyone but you.’ And the failures eat it up like dessert. Because it feels good. Because it’s easier. Because they finally found a political movement where doing the least, learning nothing, and hating everyone is not only accepted — it’s celebrated. This movement isn’t powered by greatness. It’s powered by fragility, by resentment, by the bottom of the class finally hearing a bedtime story where they’re the heroes instead of the ones who fell behind. And the people in charge? They laugh behind closed doors. They know exactly who they’re dealing with. They know if you give failures an enemy to hate and a fantasy to believe in, they’ll hand you the keys to the country — and thank you for the privilege. America doesn’t have a ‘patriot problem.’ America has a failure problem — and a ruling class that learned how to turn those failures into a political ATM. It’d be tragic if it weren’t so predictable.” - Joann Blake

Congratulations to my friend Alejandro G. Iñárritu on this incredible art installation celebrating 25 years of Amores Perros and the art of filmmaking around the world.

Big Beautiful Bill

Leer evitará que creas que la resolución contra @RicardoBSalinas es injusta o infundada. Todo nace con “uno de los casos más emblemáticos de injusticia y desfalco a trabajadores de Mexico”.

No, @DeputySecState Christopher Landau. El problema no es semántico: “embargo” o “bloqueo”, es una política de Estado injerencista y violatoria de la legalidad internacional y de los derechos humanos de ciudadanos estadunidenses y cubanos por igual. Veamos; 🧵

Quiero expresar mi cercanía a las poblaciones de México oriental, que se han visto afectadas en estos días por un aluvión. Rezo por las familias y por todos aquellos que sufren a causa de esta calamidad, y encomiendo al Señor, por intercesión de la Virgen Santa, las almas de los difuntos.

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.” 😂😂😂

No le muestren este dibujo al enfermito de @ChrisLandauUSA No se vaya a enojar y me quite la visa imaginaria. 🤣 Publicado en @diario_red_lat_