Jojo

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

The Obnoxious Knicks Fan is my favorite genre of New Yorker by far. They are hilarious. #NYKnicks

LA watching NYC have a good mayor and an NBA championship:

I love my bff and her parents.

i do not play about people treating me weird, like i’ll literally never talk to you again

sometimes i speak aggressively on accident like damn I didn't even mean to come at you like that 😭😭

@TPAIN come to LA me and the aunties tryna go to your concert. 🤩

My homegirl and her man in Bogota all fucked up talking about, “repórtense y venganse para pasarla a toda madre” fasho, be there in 15, fam.

God forbid a girl is into sports. Then mfs wanna ask you to name every player since the 80s. 💀

the company cameras watching me talk alone while I work:

All the times they showed Bear fans grading cheese

I love when bad bitches are also comedians

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

you ever see a guy so pretty you just know that hes a whore

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people

These play off games have been crazzzzyyy

Goddamn lol

My brain trying to keep up with Iran, Venezuela, Minnesota, Tua, Kamala, Gaza, Ukraine, Jeopardy, and that time I embarrassed myself in high school.