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@kamauess_ Imagine I concurrently get drunk and high.

Being high feels even better

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

Envy no one. For whatever you see, a price was paid.

Dumbest shit you can be today is a boyfriend

@Bqmbulu I have been waiting for this tweet, I can now die peacefully...

Every woman wants her brother or son to be ruthless with other women because deep down she knows women don't deserve shit

In a room full of people you will find me in the corner scrolling through twitter 😂

Btw, nyinyi huwa tuu comfortable with kuhurumiwa? That shit breaks me so much. I hate pity honestly.

Tonight we watch a beautiful UCL game before paving way for Satanism tomorrow.

@WelBeast For an Arsenal fan, you talk abit too much.

One lesson we’ve learnt tonight is that whoever wins it between PSG and Bayern cannot defend. If you can defend well against them, you just need minimal attack to beat them. Diego Simeone and Mikel Arteta have taken notes.

Hii weather inataka utulie kejani na dem anakupea malaya vibes

@onjolo_kenya This is a willing seller, establishing a negotiation environment, note that, genuine desire can't be negotiated. Know your cards.

“Siwezi kuja kwako. I prefer we meet somewhere for lunch and talk first” 😂😂😂

sucks we ain’t work out, glad we fucked and mentally traumatized each other tho

Someone at work is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your personal phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.

Bro to bro: cut the unnecessary friendship with women you are not smashing

2 chainz was right, I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem

at least life wants to fuck me

ngl girls went off when they said “if he wanted to he would” cause ong i don’t want to

I low-key hate this life that only revolves around looking for money and paying bills as you assemble people who will attend your funeral, then you die.

@Maina_Bajie @chris29ke Huyu gathee ata ndiye thegi huko,

@chris29ke maybe unakaa more dangerous to them

Since I started living in Githurai, sijai ona wizi, mostly naingia kwa nyumba saa tano usiku Hiyo inakuanga tu propaganda huku online, this place is very safe

literally this is how city plays nowadays 😂😂😂😂