Kate (@[email protected])

Hopefully this puts at least a tiny dent in everyone’s despair/anger/dread 💚

@qkate they're freakin' freight trains and I LOVE THEM

I have applied for honorary membership in the cult my coworker’s 9-year-old kid runs. Here is everything I think I know about The Tree Empire:

How long until @meshhq adds a mastodon option for connected accounts?

Solved my first ever Rubik’s cube. Fucked around without looking up any techniques the last two days, which resulted in me only solving one layer. Googled “how to solve Rubik’s cube for kids” and sure enough, the instructions were simple enough. 😝

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

@ChelseyChubb Weird pups! Moose had half a dozen or so of the dental chews so I’m not sure why today’s was different but I did get some major post-chew snugs so it all worked out 😂 and it sounds like you and I handle having candy in the house in exactly the same way

@_kateypical Still does it but ONLY with the Himalayan cheese chews. It’s like she can’t handle herself. Kinda like me with literally any candy

What the hell?! Who taught my dog to bury her toys/treats?! She is nearly 5yo and has NEVER tried this before today. In the last 10min she has tried to hide her chew a) in an empty cardboard box b) between sofa cushions c) under blankets d) behind the floor cushion in my office

Now that she’s taken a little nap, she just came over to my lounge cushion where I’ve been chilling and made sad noises until I moved my knee out of her way, she retrieved stashed dental chew treat thing, and is now cleaning her teeth while her brother supervises from on high. 🙄

Anyway I guess I’ll leave it in its current hiding spot (behind the floor cushion in my office) and see if she remembers it’s there once she takes a nap or whatever she’s prioritizing over nommin’ on this treat… 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

@kenkeiter Here in solidarity (…definitely not because I am also a dopamine addict) ✊🏻

RIGHT, The costume. The costume for Halloween. The costume chosen specifically FOR Halloween. The HALLOWEEN costume.

@ChelseyChubb Oh I believe it 😂

@_kateypical 🤣her fury is amazing as long as it’s not comin in your direction

My favorite part of WFH is observing what riles up my partner. Today she’s riled up bc people are “dickin around with unclear meeting topics”

@ChelseyChubb Yesssssss

@_kateypical Yes your GSD is def a fern!

Ferns as indoor plants. What better way to say “ I love vacuuming eighty times a day”

@ChelseyChubb Your partner is a gd I D O L.

“This is professionally disrespectful”. Gonna steal that one

👋🏻 I'm looking to start my next gig sometime in January. If you want to work with [checks notes] a senior front-end engineer and web accessibility specialist who cares about users, we should talk!