Chelsey Chubb

If you love me let me nap. That’s it.

Okay that’s it I’m done with twitter. See y’all in a few months hopefully. If not y’all know where to find me

@kyleshevlin Is this an adhd thing? Asking bc I go weeks of being stagnant then have one week where I grow astronomically, then repeat. It’s not the exact same but has these vibes

@statwonk I’ve never thought about it this way, I’ve always been confused why there would be multiple buttons with the same outcome. Thanks for educating me!

@amrith 😭😭😭

Me after working on anything

@EllieD12 It’s dog paws for me

@kyleshevlin It’s really annoying tbh it’s worse than Elon rn. But yeah I hate chaos too. My brain is enough chaos atm

I’m just gonna say it- I don’t think the twitter hoaxes or spreading misinformation is funny and I have no idea why people would think it is comical at all. People still work there and I’m guessing they’re stressed out.

@_kateypical Yes like this

@ChelseyChubb Weird pups! Moose had half a dozen or so of the dental chews so I’m not sure why today’s was different but I did get some major post-chew snugs so it all worked out 😂 and it sounds like you and I handle having candy in the house in exactly the same way

What the hell?! Who taught my dog to bury her toys/treats?! She is nearly 5yo and has NEVER tried this before today. In the last 10min she has tried to hide her chew a) in an empty cardboard box b) between sofa cushions c) under blankets d) behind the floor cushion in my office

@ac_pi It’s cute that we cared back then about being spied on 😂

@ChelseyChubb 👀 youtu.be/L958sMz1kWs

Bring back bonzi buddy

If Elon doesn’t make me want to leave twitter the level people are sinking to taunting and teasing people who work there, sure is.

Even more boggling is people defending themselves teasing twitter engineers. Like someone has a marketable skill set and that makes them “ok” to tease. These people have families who depend on their income and frankly they’re not billionaires they’re engineers ffs

@gmcconnaughey It’s fun watching you do this thing just saying. Go grant!

Every time someone subscribes to an annual Postpone plan I want to drive to their house and give them a high five.

@the_real_stacie @alejandronanez Alejandro is the bees knees

Nobody knows the REAL stacie like @alejandronanez, my only consistent friend on BeReal 😂👏💋

Moved into new house today. Entire previous apartment fits in the living room with space to spare 😂

@ayuninotayutu Tbh id love more backend devs on my feed.

The hardest part about being the sober friend is remembering that your mental state throughout the night is remaining relatively stable while everyone around you is constantly fluctuating

@_kateypical Still does it but ONLY with the Himalayan cheese chews. It’s like she can’t handle herself. Kinda like me with literally any candy

@_kateypical Omg lol my dog started doing this when we bought a specific type of treat it’s like she was overcome with too much emotion. She paced around whining for an hour frantically looking for a spot. I later found it under our throw pillows on our bed