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Idk the chemistry behind this but couch blanky is equivalent to 10,000 melatonins

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

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“What do you really think of this team?”

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild

GAMECOCKS WIN!!!!

I’ve been listening to Ribs for ten years and it hasn’t cured me yet but I will keep trying

I do genuinely think Monster Mash is like the best song. It’s either that or God Only Knows

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

I know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen.

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

Not enough rap songs about seasonal allergies.

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The BEST intro in college football. Uncut, unedited, and incredible.

IM TRYNA HEAR THAT