@Milli_gosh Trotro from Madina to Adenta.. mate talk to dis fine babe aa.. take en number.. he put de phone down.. phone slip pass de gate side fall down.. back tyre pass top.. girl start dey laugh.. herrhh.. !!
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Shady_Shin
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UoL|| Red part of Merseyside ||Econometrics📊📈
Tema, Ghana Katılım Nisan 2022
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🫤is this woman not talking too much
“I had a lot of suitors - even men abroad wanted to marry me before I met Mr Kofi Aduonum. I used to think the ideal husband was a tall, masculine man with six-pack abs,” Afua Asantewaa reveals in an exclusive interview.
The interview, originally conducted by King Asuo-B of Gh Page TV, has gone viral on social media following recent developments in Afua’s marriage.
In the candid conversation, Afua opened up about her life before tying the knot, disclosing that she had numerous high-profile suitors vying for her hand in marriage.
According to her, several wealthy men, including some living abroad, seriously expressed interest in marrying her before she eventually chose Kofi Aduonum.
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@Elkanah_107 Let me apply for this neurosurgeon opening in the UK..
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@Son_ImSleep When the actual happy couple tell you the level of yakubu (simping) they do for each other.. people on here will foam at the mouth with violent uncontrollable spasms.. so
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Where’s the good PR for marriage?? Nobody drops videos sharing the good experiences it seems like
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@kwame_mp3 When you play Momday special with boys who are still hoping against hope and you take your time to give one long pass..
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@GloriousGod01 Instead of changing his stupid behaviour he wants a woman to come and be acting like Theresa for his useless ego. One of those gfs should hv locked him in prison. Stories like this just inflate the egos of foolish men who are supposed to be learning from Christ and leading..
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I have a friend who used to beat his girlfriends. Apparently, two of them experienced his hot temper and physical abus3.
He has now been married for three years, and he has never slapped his wife. Not even once.
When I asked him if marriage had humbled him, he smiled and said: "My hot temper is still there, but my wife is just a very sweet woman.
Whenever I am angry and talking, she does not talk back. She listens quietly when I speak. When I am yelling, she simply gets closer, hugs me, and lays her head on my shoulder.
If I get angry and refuse to eat her food, she serves both of us and waits patiently until I am ready to eat before she touches hers."
He looked at me and concluded:
"Marriage did not humble me. My lovely wife did it with her respect and submission."
Above all, love God.
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@gyamfi__01 We all know what's happening: one "big" man sent her something small cos she's "famous" now so she feels her husband doesn't support her. How many times haven't boyfriends gone through this?
Let her go and take the preeq and come sit down.. dede na doorsõ
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@GloriousGod01 @DawnAkosah they don't know I just get up and do this cos I'm bored😂😂
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One of my coursemates from school once told me she could do a 3-day dry fast.
I laughed and called it a lie. I even almost placed a bet of 1 million naira because I had never even tried one full day of fasting at the time, and I seriously doubted anyone could pull it off.
Guess what? She actually did it, even without the bet!
Omo, God saved me that day 😂😂😂
Above all, love God.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
₦30M for 3 Days Without Food Would You Try It? 💸🤔 📷: @dr_pharouk
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@miriamogb You can decide to leave, whatever that is making you decide to cheat, you can leave it behind.
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If a woman decides to cheat, you can NEVER catch her.. 😅😅😅
Women are … extremely smart at hiding stuff.
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@Adamthallith You see the No. 10, it's because in Africa when small laughs with you, especially at work, you expect them to be considerate with you when you don't meet targets. It is not that they don't like you, it is because they will carry out their duty even if they're your friend!
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As someone who’s been in UK for about 3yrs, these are my reality check (most base on personal experience).
My top 15.
1. You cannot survive abroad if you’re lazy, especially if you’re alone.
2. If you don’t keep to time, you’re going to have problems, 1min late can cost you a lot.
3. You might actually stop praying for some worldly luxury if you live abroad, because they’re not so hard to get. I’m talking about owing cars and the likes.
4. Every successful people I’ve seen in UK (men and women) are people in happy marriage.
5. If you cannot ask for help, you’re likely going to suffer.
6. It’s easier to secure work that doesn’t care about academic certificates than the ones that cares about academic certificates.
7. You are better abroad as a married person than being single.
8. You will meet celebrities in random places and no one really cares about them. I think the only celebrities people really give so much relevance to in the UK are active footballers.
9. Your colleague at work are not your friends.
10. Oyinbo laughing at you is not genuine, do not mistake their shining of teeth for likeness.
11. If you meet Oyinbo girl that you desire sexual or romantic relationship with, ask for their ID, everyone in UK have at least one ID that shows their age, do not believe whatever she calls her age for you (especially if you meet them in night club or any social gathering that is open to everyone).
12. Nobody is too busy abroad not to talk to people back in home country, except they’re in prison.
13. If your naija girlfriend japa before you and there is no plan for you to go and join her soon, she’s likely going to break up with you sooner.
14. There is a community in London, that is you take pictures there and post, you can tell anyone who doesn’t know you personally that you’re in Lagos and they’ll believe you, because almost everything you’ll see in Lagos is there.
15. If you’re a professional(doctor, nurse, engineer and the likes) japa, you’ll make money abroad.
Ibrahim Kazeem, MBA.@peng_writer
What's your first reality after moving abroad?
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THOMAS SOWELL: “if you’re going to have reparations for slavery, it’s going to be the greatest transfer of wealth back and forth, because the number of Whites who were enslaved in North Africa by the Barbary Pirates exceeded the number of Africans enslaved in the United States.”
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@kunmigbenga Honestly I have always wondered why turkey was scarce even though it had a better flavour than chicken and why kfc wouldn't rebrand to kft..
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You people enjoy eating turkey, but let me give you a small behind-the-scenes gist before it lands on your plate 😂🤣
First of all, turkeys will lay eggs and just… abandon them. No care in the world. Unlike chickens, they won’t sit on their eggs. They just act like nothing happened. So farmers either use incubators or sneak it under local chickens to hatch them.
Now when the eggs finally hatch, you’d expect the babies (poults) to rush food like chicks abi? Not these ones. They will just be staring at the feed like mumu philosophers 😭
You literally have to teach them how to eat…tap the feed, make pecking sounds, even dip their beaks inside so they learn the first pecks.
And it doesn’t end there… small noise, small panic…they stop eating again 😂🤣
Cold is another problem. Once they are cold, they gather together for warmth… and sometimes end up suffocating themselves. Most deaths happen in the first few days..from cold, hunger, dehydration, or piling. Asides the pest and disease (which I won’t want to bore you with)
Then after surviving all that wahala… they grow up and start forming boss. Big birds chasing human beings up and down like landlords 😂🤣
If turkey never pursue you before, you won’t understand.
So next time you’re enjoying that turkey meat, just remember…farmer don see shege before it reached your plate.
Yes, na your money you use buy am… but still, respect the process 😌
Kunmi Àgbà Farmer@kunmigbenga
A male turkey is called a Tom, and a female turkey is called a Hen… you are welcome 👍
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@acca_ish Unless yall add a discussion, an argument, and a kumkum bagya analysis whlie doing it.. I think 30 minutes is too long..
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what can make man last more than 2mins in bed?
Angel Fernandez@sixsevencuban
A man should last 30min minimum !!!
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@JustKingss I remember this tweet like maaaaaaaaaaaddd!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Told her my rent was due just a week into talking, She stopped talking to me.
I wasn’t even asking her to pay for my rent. It was just a conversation.
I dodged a bullet.
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