Keane

At long fucking last

One of the best first halves of football I’ve seen from a Manchester United side in a very long time, another one of Fergies boys completely outclassing the genius Pep Guardiola again.

Can Mazraoui make it back in time for the second half? This fucking donkey needs putting down.

@FootyAccums He's full on slapped him 😂

Looking at the replays, not quite sure how Gueye has been sent off there. VAR should be reviewing that and letting the ref know that it's only a yellow. Keane was arguably more aggressive.

What id give to have him back 💔

@AlynTucker Same tho

@AlynTucker Dirty dog

Another nuts thing to consider: His dad was only one year older than he is now when he started cooking guys in the Premier League 💀 Wayne Rooney, you are the best the Prem has ever seen.

@bettingvillage Surely the manager wants him in the dressing room?

Thoughts on having a half time interview with a player on Sky Sports coverage?

@ManUtd So that's where all the money is coming from

Two iconic Reds, United ❤️ We are delighted to announce an exciting new partnership with Coca-Cola 🤝

I wonder if The Proclaimers and Vanessa Carlton were singing about each other, I doubt there's many couples who'd walk 1000 miles to see each other

Anyone got any good clan tags for WW3?

Oldham 😍😍😍😍

“6 months ago I told you a storm was coming, now I’m telling you the good times are coming.” Well back him from the stretford end 🇾🇪

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Was last night real did we actually win

Great offer thank you @asda

@FFCommunity_ Manager chip, allows a way into triple Everton without killing your team, and some nice fixtures to transfer into after the double

Minteh as a wing back would be class, not that he has any reason to join us

@LetsTalk_FPL Maybe move to Pickford ready for the double? Dunno how much is ITB but I'd probably do something dgw based

5 FTs. Burn a transfer? 🤔