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@Kenyan_Coco @Ochorakot To be loved is to be seen😂😂

From hey baby to seen 2hrs ago😭

@habibi_76 @pendingtycoon Ulionaje hio hadi wewe 😂😂ka si uchokozi😂

@pendingtycoon 😂 Bois. Kwani game yako iko chini?

Treating your ghirl nicely isn't simping. Stay guided 😂😂. Catching sunset hapa Ngong hills. Gaddamit 😂

@2FourMax We jua alikuwa akitumia😂😂acha mambo mingi😂 the clientele is right

Kuna client ameleta hii PC akanishow eti they were using it then ikazimika ghalfa🤦🏽‍♂️😂 Hii PC haina ata RAM chips, how were you using it???😂💔

@mlaguzi0 @omwanba_ Ungetulia🫣😂😂haraka ya nini🫴🏿

Morio Wangu ashai tuitia gig hapo Kilimani ati inalipa poa but tulipofika Kwa hiyo big mansion tulianza kuona vitu za ajab Mara oil Kidogo hivi ma dildo Kidogo hiv condoms alafu Boyz anatuambia tutulie tungoje boss wake mnaigeria ati anakuja Na mabeshte zake mm ilibidi nimetoroka

@KE_MrBlack Chenye unatafuta utapata tu Bois😂😂🥲na hutapenda🫣

How can a man tell his wife might be cheating on him, and what behaviors could be warning signs that something isn’t right?

@RealNate08 @nikokadiKE Wangu alichoka na design napumua buana... Ilikuwa enda upumue huko nje ukimaliza urudi😂😂 earth is hard

Ex wako amewai kufanyia madharau gani ndio mkawachana? 👀

@Maina_Bajie @EugeneOngeri Kijana wewe ni mbwaa😂😂

@EugeneOngeri ningecheka but niko kwa giza sitaki mosquitos zijue mahali niko

Kuna Dem wa lending app fulani amenikol kuniuliza kama najua cuzo wangu anaitwa Fidel. Vile tu amejieleza hivi nimepiga nduru moja safi na kusema "kumbe nyinyi ndio wauaji, yaani hamjatosheka na damu ya cuzo wangu... shindwe..." Huyo Mdem ameshangaa, amesema pole kwa familia na adi akaomba msamaha mara tatu. Lakini kusema ukweli huyu jamaa atatoa wapi 10k sai kama hata please call me zake hukuwa exhausted before noon. Wuuueh! 😂

@MANUEL_ALEQ @Mnyika_1 Imepenya Hadi kwa bone marrow buana😂😂

@_kish_wayne @Mnyika_1 😂😂😂😂

Lakini kama unadhani kitu uko nayo ndio itahold huyo dem uko naye pole sana bro. NB: There is always a better man. Huku nje kama uko na 9 inch jamaa (kisii based engineer) wako na ya kusukuma IUD . Kama uko na nduthi jama wengine wanatokea na BWD new model Ukijiona unaenda round mingi kuna wasee wanakuja na mechi safi na pesa. Ungejua huku nje kuna boys wako ready kuharibu pesa ndio wakudinyie ata ungeanza kufocus na vile utapata pesa mzee. Kujaribu kueka dem kwa life yako ni ngumu sana , kwanza kupenda msichana ndio ngumu saidi . Make sure yeye ndie anakupeda hapo itakuwa rahisi saidi

@OmondiStalone @ArebaHSC @bevalynekwambo3 @kylen_nick3 @KRACare Ooouch😂😂

@ArebaHSC @bevalynekwambo3 @kylen_nick3 @KRACare "Vyombo vya wageni" mentality 😅😅😅 What's the purpose of KRA having their handle here for? Greeting you in the morning?🙄🙄🙄

.@KRACare nitagwatorea gwapi?

@Miss_Abdullahi_ @Misspreety17 Sa umejam😂😂

@_kish_wayne @Misspreety17 Sisi tuko kazi tunatafuta pesa na wewe uko hapo na akili yako chafu. Change or perish my friend 😡

@AndieAndie54183 @Nyaburinyauma Baby making activities 🫣

What really happened here please? 😭

@Miss_Abdullahi_ @Misspreety17 Unataka kumkula sindio👀😂😂 nakuona

@Misspreety17 Woiye 💔 nisaidie number aki akule ata supper 😭😭😭

@italist7 @SiayaFinest041 @asahdzerfas 😂😂

@_kish_wayne @SiayaFinest041 @asahdzerfas Atatuona mafala sio 🤣🤣

My girl tulinyamaziana for now it's almost two months. I had promised nitahamia keja poa somewhere safe then we move in together but she wasn't patient enough leading to a two month period of ghosting. Nilihama on 15th definitely one of my friends snitched. Dem alinikol ikabidi

@SiayaFinest041 @asahdzerfas Halafu mkakulana sindio👀ati haiwezi sema kwa tenje😂😂

@asahdzerfas Zii alinicall kuna staff anadai kunishow but haezisema kwa tenje

@isaack317650 @Iano5_ Kamukunji ni 900🫣😂😂

Hizi zinaeza kua pesa ngapi nione kama nimegongwa nimebuy 4500

@kelly57699 @MrPitbull07 To get to the old witch's house😂😂

@MrPitbull07 Why did they cross the road?

Neighbor Calls 911 Over ‘Gnomes Attacking Her House’ Police Find Something Way Stranger. A quiet neighborhood was thrown into chaos after a woman called police late at night, insisting that “small glowing gnomes” were surrounding and attacking her home. Officers rushed to the scene expecting a possible break in or at the very least, a very confused caller.But when they arrived, there were no gnomes. Instead, they found a group of chickens… calmly wandering the yard in tiny reflective jackets, glowing under the streetlights and moving in a way that, from a distance, absolutely looked like something out of a nightmare. After knocking on a nearby door, officers spoke with the neighbor responsible for the birds. He explained that the “gnomes” were actually his flock now suited up in reflective gear after a frustrating month. According to him, the same neighbor had accidentally run over two of his chickens in separate incidents, both times claiming she “didn’t see them.”

@onjolo_kenya @hope_ful1 To change the batteries 😂😂 it's been extra crisp lately🫣

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission 😂🫣

@KE_MrBlack Ni za kupiga Ngoma before network urudi😂😂

What is the work of those drums?

@archiemwas Zima hio kitu gee😂😂

Nikiishi pale pipeline 3rd floor ulikuwa unaamka Sat asubuhi unapata hanging line zimejaa huwezi pata kwa kuanika. Mrembo akaniambia buda tunateseka na umelalia talent. Which talent? I asked. Akanishow atakuwa ananiita kimoda (turns me on) kila time tumefua ndo boner inakauka kuliko roho ya Ruto alafu anaweka nguo kwa hanger nasimama hapo kwa balcony zikiwa zimehang kwa gitofoli kama hanging line.