Dr zakaria abdi

@billy_baraso 😂ayaya. Acha nijaribu hii

Kuna baddie alinipatia number jana pale Two-rivers Nimeingia inbox na knock knock joke… ikanasa vibaya sana. Kumbe siri ni kuongea kizungu? Mnataka kuona ama mko busy? 👀🤣

@Joe_Cooel As long as yeye ni wa Tutam nothing will happen to him. DCI will turn a blind eye on this case.

He's the man who posted arrows on Facebook with the caption: 2tam lazima ama iwe rehearsal ya 2007. He works as a Public Relations Officer at Felix Kosei's firm. Nothing will happen to him.

@Thando_tz Women are stup1d.

It’s not wrong to go on a date with another man if yours doesn’t take you out

@SharonO44776 Ulicheat ?

I wronged my man the other day and I need to apologise. Naanzia wapi jamani😭🤧 What kind of apology would make him forgive me?? Money?? Flowers??

@itsmarshalls @pendingtycoon Bana 😂

@habibi_76 @pendingtycoon Ati hio kidole iko na kazi 😅😅

Treating your ghirl nicely isn't simping. Stay guided 😂😂. Catching sunset hapa Ngong hills. Gaddamit 😂

@_kish_wayne @pendingtycoon 😂😂

@habibi_76 @pendingtycoon Ulionaje hio hadi wewe 😂😂ka si uchokozi😂

@Kibet_Goat 😂😂

Kuna siku while cruising my wingroad niliona baddies wakitembea nikahorn kuwasalimia gari ikazima😭

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO 👍

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO I wouldn't expect less. Inbred brains can't comprehend anything.

Itungati thugs everywhere, they're also demonstrating due to high fuel prices..

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO I am not reading all of that. Zombotote You clearly have nothing to do.

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO Your prophet was a pedophile. I have to stoop to your level of understanding to strike a conversation retarded muslim. What point of your prophet was a pedophile don't you understand. You'd have to ditch Islam for me to consider you worthy of anything.

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO Conversing with you is an exercise in intellectual endurance.

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO 😂 😂 Muhammad Ali tomba mtoto. Huyo ni prophet kweli ukitumia akili? Lakini shida ni mmefanya inbreeding sana IQ ime shuka vibaya. Imagine ati prophet wako ni mbakaji wa watoto 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO Nywele ngumu kazi ni kufikiria kutomba tu. Huwezi endelea na hii mindset. Siku zombotote. Wah

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO Wewe ni watoto huja tomba ndo ina kusumbua

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO Wewe ni njaa inakusumbua.

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO Wacha kutomba watoto na sister zenyu. Ni hayo tu. Na muwache kua terrorists. Nafurahi sana kazi Israel ina fanya

@SIKU_ZOMBOTOTE @Chairman_NBO Acheni uwizi. Ni hayo tu.

@habibi_76 @Chairman_NBO Na wewe lazima utombe mtoto alafu baadae ulipuke kama bomb juu allah ame kuagiza ivo 😂😂😂

@BurnleyOfficial Useless

Narrowly defeated.

@ahmed_farhanah @Kenyans Matako wewe

@Kenyans A Ksh10 drop on diesel is actually significant for transport and logistics. Hopefully matatu fares also reflect that.

BREAKING NEWS: EPRA Announces New Revised Fuel Prices for May to June​​ read.kenyans.co.ke/cv2jb

@papamorai @Mnyika_1 Is your wife single?

@Mnyika_1 My wife is always horny in the morning

Morning glory is so weird, the woman is always wet without romance

@badtingt Juu huna

@s1ah_wanja Nipee before uende

Huwa najiuliza sana nitakufa lini btw…