Slightly Stooped 🇺🇸

@_ladygooch @JoroJrn I’d prefer the cops send a quick text first.

@JoroJrn Mom, kids, cops

Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

@Out5p0ken @atrupar You misspelled pedophile.

@atrupar Trump is a fucking enigma!!

Trump: "I'm going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex."

@madmtnbiker54 @TimHannan @ImSpeaking13 “I’m not stupid you are!” Fucking brilliant.

I’m not stupid you are! While anti-fascists consider themselves to be anti right wing, anti authoritarian, anti government, and against nationalism this fact remains. The methods they use today equate more with the conduct of the fascists from the 1920’s under Mussolini! The anti-fascists today still resort to intimidation, violence, material destruction, desecration, disrupting public gatherings,doxing public officials. Shall I go on? By definition they oppose fascism. But technically, the conduct of anti-fascists today mirror the same conduct as the fascists from 1920’s Italy. They are not any nobler in their cause!

MAYBE I SHOULD TWEET LIKE TRUMP FROM NOW ON. IF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT FULLY RELEASE, WITHOUT REDACTIONS, EVERY PAGE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES THOSE CROOKED RADICAL RIGHT LUNATICS ARE STILL HIDING, WITHIN 48 HOURS FROM THIS EXACT POINT IN TIME, I, KATE, WHO IS DOING A FANTASTIC JOB WRITING THE BEST TWEETS, WILL ACTIVATE EVERY BRANCH OF ANTIFA, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! WE HAVE THE LARGEST BAGGED SOUP AND WHISTLE ARSENAL ON EARTH. IT IS THE TALK OF THE WORLD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. KATE ANTIFA ACTIVITIES DIRECTOR

@_ladygooch @METAVERZUZ Whitney, Mariah, Aretha, and Diana all have iconic voices to match anyone though.

@METAVERZUZ This list is trash. Dolly, Stevie, Janis, Patsy all better than any of these, and Taylor Swift is more popular than any of these so…

Who’s your favorite female artist of all time? 🎶 A) Whitney Houston B) Mariah Carey C) Beyoncé D) Madonna E) Janet Jackson F) Rihanna G) Aretha Franklin H) Tina Turner I) Adele J) Diana Ross K) Nicki Minaj L) Comment another artist ✍️

@DanielleKaatz I can’t get the MLB TV app to work, but somehow it opens through Apple TV+ just fine. They’re ruining baseball and I’m an old man yelling out the window.

It’s funny that the Tigers game is blackouted in the ESPN app even though I have Detroit SportsNet. I wouldn’t ever use the ESPN except the family room tv doesn’t have the MLB app so that’s nice. It’s not that big of a deal to cast it from my phone but still…unnecessary.

@adamcarolla Well you are an expert on being a worthless douche, so I won’t argue with you.

I always knew he was a douche

@AmoneyResists @ImSpeaking13 Some of us remember when Reagan negotiated the Iranian hostage release behind Carters back.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg

@Whatevah_Amy Ooh that’s another great TV theme song.

Every neighborhood has one neighbor with a backyard looking like Sanford & Son. Ours lives next door to me. 😒

@savanah2j The cheapest you’ll find is around $30 a month at the biggest commercial gyms. They’re fine if you already work out and have a routine but classes and perks aren’t good.

Look I’m very into health and fitness there’s a lifetime gym opening by my house and I was planning on getting a membership, starting price is $339 per month. Doesn’t that seem a little steep or am I just outta touch because I haven’t paid for a gym in a long time??

@_ladygooch @notimportantbub Till the battery dies!

@notimportantbub I use mine everyday too 😬

No one loves their leaf blower as much as my neighbor who uses it EVERY SINGLE DAY.

@zeroxjackson @SteffannaAnna No. No. Yes. (JK. I’m an aisle guy)

To those who leave the airplane window closed during takeoff/landing, Have you no whimsy? No childlike wonder? Are the subtle joys of life lost on you, air traveler? Hath ye spirit died already, body unburied?

@JPLFR80 @_ladygooch People will shoot you and take your sword long before they run out of bullets.

@_ladygooch People will run out of bullets way before I run out of sword

Ready for the apocalypse

@sondraa I’d be more inclined to believe this if it were a “Florida man”.

Alright man

@_ladygooch I do not.

Remember when you could say don’t be a dumbass and people would at least try?

@sollenskog @hwinkler4real You’re a snowflake because your panties became bunched over a movie you’re not going to see. Take out your tampon and touch grass princess.

@paruth3 @hwinkler4real Errr not sure abt your slam. Am I a “snowflake” bc I question the Woke retard? That would be a great discussion of you delusion. Are you currently wearing butterfly wings?

Coming in less than a month !!!

@arclanney They’re not interested bro. Quit being a weirdo and work on yourself.

I just don’t understand why it’s so difficult for a woman to make eye contact or even smile these days when you walk past them?

@sollenskog @hwinkler4real Thanks for letting everyone know you won’t watch, snowflake. We all feel better.

@hwinkler4real It will be interesting how in this age of revolutions how they Hollywood Woke it. I’m pre-planned to not watch. It’s all the same Woke Drivel now. You couldn’t make the beautiful “Happy Days” now. Your kind will eat the goodness out. Is that what this will be Henry?

@JustAMomNamedMM I was masterful at pegging my cuffs

Life was better when we wore these pants

@Draven1683 It’s nice to know we can say ANYTHING about him and not feel a shred of shame. He’s set the precedent so very low for respecting the dead and their loved ones.

When he dies, I will call out sick, buy champagne and start blaring Like a G6 over speakers with all my windows open. I will run in the streets like I just scored the game winning goal for my country in the World Cup. It will be irrepressibly glorious

@24tog @HawkEmDownChris Best TV theme song.

@HawkEmDownChris Jim Rockford lol

Without googling, name a famous detective.