I bet Karaoke bar revenue is highly correlated with number of birthdays
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Matt Abate
374 posts
Matt Abate
@_laundry_matt_
I work with AI. In my free time I make puzzles. @TextQL | Robotics PhD | @pioneerdotapp
New York, NY Katılım Kasım 2015
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hey quick favor — my cofounder has a rare disease where he dies if our linkedin post doesn't get 50 comments. doctors are baffled. the only known cure is engagement. please i am begging you.
we just raised $17M led by Blackstone — would mean a lot if you could take 30 seconds:
•linkedin.com/posts/theethan…
•x.com/TheEthanDing/s…
On X:
•Comment the word "messy" + whatever you want
•Quote tweet (15+ characters — can literally be "congrats to the TextQL team on the raise, messy data is a huge problem")
•Retweet
•Like + bookmark
On LinkedIn:
•Drop a comment with "messy" in it, 15+ characters (example: "messy enterprise data is a massive problem — congrats to the TextQL team")
•React with Like, Clap, or Love
•Repost if you're feeling generous
the keyword is "messy" — that's our whole thing, we built an AI agent that works with messy enterprise data without making companies clean it up first.
@TextQL
ethan ding 📊@TheEthanDing
We (@TextQL) raised $17M led by @blackstone to build agentic analytics for enterprises with messy data. The round was joined by @HOFCapital, @neo, @DCM_VC, @PickensAllison, @UnshackledVC, @Dropbox , @varsharao, & other angels
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Ana from @TextQL is now an employee.
- She creates her own work
- does her own work
- and DM's me in Slack when needed
AGI
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something something do things that dont Scale something something
ethan ding 📊@TheEthanDing
Extremely excited to be working with @h3qing's data team at Scale to automate ~1,900 data requests last week (and growing) And they did this w/o hiring a single new person. Find out how in thread
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It's over. Dropbox now runs on TextQL Agents.
TextQL@TextQL
Excited to partner with @Dropbox on bringing agentic analytics to one of the most sophisticated FP&A teams in software.
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Espresso Martini's are super good
Unless you're Mormon
Then they're super poison
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Talking Computers is building Facility, a platform to give companies a 24/7 parallel AI workforce.
Deploy fleets of TC-1's - self-improving, proactive coworkers, indistinguishable from powerful remote employees inside Facility today.
Check out the whitepaper on talkingcomputers.ai, and book a demo today!
Congrats on the launch, @ZayaanMulla and @prsa_bahrami!
ycombinator.com/launches/PbV-t…
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They're calling this "The feature announcement heard 'round the world"
ethan ding 📊@TheEthanDing
Seat-based SaaS stocks are tanking. Wall Street is scared. We decided to speed it up. Introducing $0/ Seat Dashboards by TextQL $0/viewer seats $0/editor seats $0/admin seats Unlimited seats. Forever. Our agents build dashboards directly on your Datawarehouses, APIs, MCPS. Even on top of Tableau and Power BI. Dashboards have always been built. From now on, they're generated. Build a dashboard and get $100 in credits Link below:
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If you give one person 80% of 80% of a thing, and you give a second person 60% of 60% of that thing, together they'll own 100% of that thing.
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If I ever go on the record about anything, I might use the word "redacted" a few times, just to confuse any transcript readers.
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Do you remember "fast-forward" ?? I havent had to fast-forward anything in like 15 years.
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Less Decepticons than I was expecting. But otherwise this Carmen opera is pretty good.
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