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@archer_rs #growup 🤣🤣

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats. Asking for a friend

If you find me attractive, give me jobs, contracts and referrals. I don't want attraction that's bedroom inspired.

@PortiaMoemedi Lmfaoo

Those were good times 😂😂😂 crazy but good! Ele wena in the group chat on 1 May 2016 to all of us, chomi:

to be loved is to be seen 😳😍🥰

Oil shortage is one thing. But the world definitely can’t handle a shortage of KitKats rn. These are dark times.

Ma 1k a lapisa. Are they cheaper on a laptop?

a woman recommending something to her friend group has a higher conversion rate than your entire paid ads budget

The current fuel situation is a result of the BDP looting we talked over the years, the evil Donald Trump is just a catalyst

@vampyrfawn @YUUJIHADIST small adult ass

@YUUJIHADIST Your ass grew from a kid ass to an adult ass so the skin stretched to fit your small adult ass

why do i have stretchmarks on my ass and no ass like what stretched

Please don't shrink your world because you want to be with a person. It's never worth it.

NDAs are a great way to keep your corporate secrets safe from 1 or 2 beers but not 3 beers

@OupaBaloyi7 @HashtagKatlego Congratulations on your wedding sir

My friends and I will be shooting a movie at home in Phalaborwa, Limpopo, and somehow I’m the one getting married in the script. 😭💍 Just clearing things up so my Gauteng woman doesn’t think I’m catching feelings and getting married for real. 😂

My retirement plan is to not make it that far.

Please get on the first school bus you see on Monday

'I love you' is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'you' is a variable.

@notenhle @deedee_ntlee 🤣🤣🤣🤣