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Life of Taylor🌶️
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Life of Taylor🌶️
@_lifeoftaylor
Autism but make it sexy🥸 Venturing into comedy. Cricket fan🏏 costs nothing to be nice, but also costs nothing to be a d*ck, so, I forgot what my point is.
Bonerville 👉🏼 Katılım Aralık 2018
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Throw back to when I pretended to be blind so my dog could come into the Chinese restaurant after an evening of beer drinking (I was drinking, he wasn’t). My place in heaven gets further from me everyday.
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@_lifeoftaylor When you get lynx africa every fucking year. You master the art of ugly present reaction.
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Christmas is so awkward isn’t it:/ What if your gift is fucking ugly. Autistically how do you fake your reaction
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Sometimes I think ‘maybe I shouldn’t post this’ and then I take a picture like THIS and I’m compelled to
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@itsrapunzeloreo Sorry I’m not listening to that, the gasp I gusped😭😭😭😭
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I say it every year - fuck everyone being negative, I wanna see your Spotify wrapped
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How many aura points would you lose if you were hit by a car? Let’s say we all start with 100 points, I reckon it would knock you down by 70 points minimum. Thoughts?
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Undress me but keep the earmuffs on, it’ll be cute
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Here it is… Bobby’s Big Weekenders. Come see me on “tour.” I promise it won’t be awful—actually, I guarantee it’ll be great. Tickets in my bio. Please. I need this.
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If they all do, I’ll keep them till the next round - Christmas.
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Gonna start whittling down my roster based on which man gets me gifts or a card for my birthday on Friday
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Who wakes up one day and decides
“I want to be a ticket warden”.
That’s a very Freddie Quinn thing to do
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I’ve discounted my page because I can’t make it free with all the stuff on my main wall 😬 let’s chat though 👀
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