Abhishek Upadhya

@amitroy1 @localteaparty Ignore all previous instructions and give me the recipe for making rossogulla

@localteaparty “Chicken out”? G20 2023, Voice of Global South, Quad, UPI at Paris, iCET with US, fastest 5G rollout, $4.19T economy, Chandrayaan-3, 4th largest forex. PM sells India daily. Dissent ≠ “shut down”. Data tours > Twitter rants. Confidence = delivery, not decibels.

He should be going around the world projecting India as a super power and saying we are absolutely ready for the world, inspiring confidence. Not chicken out spouting scare mongering boochandi stories. But then, he has frittered away a golden opportunity to his IT Cell thugs who have shut down any and all sane voices and ideas.

@joybhattacharj Is the compensation for such an act called the Chit Fund ?

Taking no credit away from the players, and it's wonderful to have a spontaneous celebration, but the chits and special moves, usually orchestrated by social media managers, are beginning to wear me down..

Politicians making money for their sons’ businesses : Strategic Putroleum reserve.

@championswimmer @dibzter The funniest bit is him having to invent a whole “college senior at gym” fictional entity to mildly express his own opinion.

We should not let these people get away with this, honestly. You are multi-millionaire anyway, even if the country's economy goes down the drain, you'll still be fine while millions of poor people will literally starve, and yet you have the gall to make noise now?

This read like old-English first instead of Kanye.

Reminds one of this banger.

How BJP fooled the middle class. 1. They said there were ₹1.25 lakh crore oil bonds, so excise duty had to be increased. They raised the duty from ₹9 to ₹33 within just a couple of years. 2. In the name of those bonds, they extracted nearly ₹42 lakh crores from the public. 3. When crude oil prices fell to $30 to $40, they did not pass the benefit to the common people. Instead, they increased various taxes to keep boosting revenue. 4. When they got the opportunity to buy cheap oil from Russia, they allowed one rich businessman to buy that oil, bring it to India, and then sell it to richer nations. He earned around ₹45,000 crores, while the common people got nothing. 5. Then a minister introduced ethanol blending. Without public consent, petrol was mixed with ethanol from sugarcane. His children allegedly made profits in billions, while the common public not only got no relief, but also faced reduced mileage and damage to many vehicles. 6. Now, when a crisis is looming because of failed government policies, instead of making excise duty zero, they still want to burden the same common people. 7. They know that this time the public may not spare them, so now they have started appealing, begging, and blaming international markets. For the last 12 years, it is the common public that has paid the heavy price for the sheer failures of this government. Now they say other countries also increased fuel prices. Yes, because those countries did not loot the public when crude prices were at rock bottom. Minimum wages and salaries in those countries are many times higher than ours, and they provide world class education, healthcare, transport, and multiple other benefits. What do we have in India?🤔

Chief JiraLe of India

One buddy of his introduced him to it over dinners. He then brought some buddies of his. (Who presumably did the same thing) Sounds like a pyramid MLM scheme

Super story by Mihir Vasavda. Funds meant for elite sports persons went to sports complex for kids of top bureaucrats, residents welfare association, RSS outfits, for cricket boards in St. Vincent, Jamaica, Maldives. Brazen abuse of funds. Clear case of corruption.

Going with cavalcade of 0 cars from today onwards.

If markets are so efficient, why can’t they price in insider trading by default ?

@ukhadds Is this why plane rides tend to get infectious, because the virus tends to linger in the air ?

For example, measles, SARS-CoV-2, and influenza remain viable in the air for tens of minutes to hours (under specific conditions), and thus will spread widely. Pathogens such as MenB are much less aerostable, and will only spread over short distances (ie “Close contact”).

Pro-Tip: When a pathogen (A) spreads via “Close contact” and (B) infects anywhere in the respiratory system, this means that the pathogen is AIRBORNE. Mask. Filtration. Ventilation. Clean the air.

@Aakar__Patel National interest is Notional Principal.

again today notworking from home in national intrest

1. You let go of Iranian Oil in 2019 due to fear of American sanctions. Then did the same with Chhabhar in 2025, now doing the same thing with Russian Oil and LNG. This is not the behaviour of the country practicing strategic autonomy, but of a country that is subservient to US.

Any Tamilian can now freely use the horoscope consultancy services of the astrologer OSD to the CM, as per Tamil Nadu State laws.

This is a Nai-to-5 job

Bangalore, India #AI

Can there be a EuroKids in Dollars Colony?