Sarah Emerson

it was the fuck around of times; it was the find out of times

@mariskreizman I’m Gerri’s dirty dinner party limerick about the Harvard Crew team

@ChappellTracker They definitely model the data more specifically upstream. It’s being aggregated for display (bad choice).

I mean, that’s one way to run a load test.

@ashponders @TodayinTabs @markpopham ahaha, I saw she published something yesterday and I thought "watch out Mark"

The salad dressing at Tokyo Garden on The Ave. Specifically, paired with the chicken teriyaki and California roll combo. For $7.

Tom Hanks, DJ! How the Actor Became a Regular Guest Host on His 'Dream' N.Y.C. Radio Station people.com/movies/tom-han…

@gastrognome @SabraMBoyd Alternatively, in my experience, ultimate frisbee

@SabraMBoyd Absolutely correct

Hi, I grew up as a girl in Seattle in the '90s and I have SOME THOUGHTS. Someone should pay me for most of them, but I will start with that they absolutely would not have been named Isabel.

The proof that there are not enough mothers working in the tech industry is that I somehow have to fill out 10,000 versions of identical online forms for each camp, activity, and school my children attend. Where's the CommonApp for this??!!

TuneIn rolls out its immersive map experience for mobile listeners tcrn.ch/4254w4y by @laurenforristal

Teal/orange: 2023 edition

My team launched something yesterday that I'm really proud of! Check out TuneIn Explorer to listen to thousands of worldwide radio stations, all on a (IMO) beautiful global map. tunein.com/explorer/ 🎙️🎶🌍 @tunein

@vinn_ayy Paul Simon’s album ‘Graceland’ in its entirety

@visakanv Very similar themes (can robots have feelings, etc)

@_loveallthis I still need to watch that one 😅

it’s a shame Westworld didn’t deliver on its setup. It was a GOAT contender but didn’t stick the landing

This! I just used movetodon.org . See y'all elsewhere.

@tristanbuckner @kvanaren THIS WILL BE REMEMBERED

@_loveallthis @kvanaren Nope. I had a controller/mouse switch over problem that selected the wrong option on the first opportunity I had. DREAD

miss her just want her back (pentiment)

@tristanbuckner @kvanaren but did you figure out how to help the Gertners with their taxes yet? they really need you

@kvanaren I’m on day one and somehow double booked for dinner and I’m not sure I can handle the stress.

@adrianhon The Entertainment?

I’m reminded of David Langford’s short story BLIT, about an image that exploits a quirk of the human mind to “crash” it. I feel like GPT-10 will be able to generate a stream of ultra-addictive personalised videos en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLIT_(sho…

@tcarmody @karenmcgrane We need an absolutely filthy Cardi B cover

Did I listen to "I'm a Little Teapot" tonight? Yes, yes I did

@TheArtOfAsty @tvaziri and they used to call it shellshock! like... this is an extremely commonly known phenomenon

I will never understand how these weirdoes consume art.