marysa

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marysa

@_marysa15

long beach Katılım Temmuz 2015

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marysa@_marysa15·8 Nis

will literally pay someone to write this essay for me

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Girlboy@iHugLizzie·21 Nis

what if yellowjackets happened to them

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hedonism bot@ecoterrorist420·30 Haz

yeah i keep that thing on me

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Reevie@reevierat·9 Haz

surf’s up is comedy gold

ToonHive@ToonHive

17 years ago today, ‘SURF’S UP’ released in theaters.

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☔@Whotfismick·19 May

Went from early twenties to mid twenties in the blink of an eye

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‏ؘ@helllojojo·6 May

and miley cyrus was nice enough to also mention the 7 things she likes about nick jonas she didn’t even have to do that

culture@notgwendalupe

no diss track can top this

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retired feral rat girl@_mull__·18 Nis

this is how your email finds me

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high and laughable memes@weedmem3s·8 Mar

I wouldn’t tell people I won the lottery but there will be signs

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chadchad@thechadx2·7 Mar

Got my first pap smear and they used this?

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k (top 99% on OF)@how_do_i_pdf·5 Mar

Fitted sheet being taken out of the dryer like “I have a secret :)” and the secret is your wet laundry wound up in it

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bug girl@buggirl·5 Mar

3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane

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marysa@_marysa15·6 Mar

the pastry pups from traders joes have had me in a chokehold for a year

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House ⚔️@mrmatthouse·1 Mar

174 pictures of my girl and 1 empty in case I find a cool rock

7/11 Truther@DaveMcNamee3000

What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?

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leigha²⁸@grapjuiceblues·19 Şub

who wants to come to my bday party

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☔@Whotfismick·13 Şub

“wtf was i about to google?”

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clare@sadderlizards·6 Şub

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

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Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang·6 Şub

What it mean if I see Bob Marley

Gavin Thomas@gavinthomas2015

Apparently, if you can see an orca whale, you're left-brained, and if you can see an alien, you're right-brained. What do you see in the bananas?

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i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYC·3 Şub

I be fucking up them little mandarin oranges

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