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@ArebaHSC @jumaf3 Haiombwi hivo

@jumaf3 They must've wondered from which part of Nairobi you come from. I mean...who's this lady who 'refuses' money? An act of kindness right there, and I'm glad it ended well. In Nairobi, you never really know the genuine from the not so genuine.

Yesterday night, along Gigiri, it was raining heavily... There were so many men and women on the roadside asking for lifts. I guess they work for those rich people in Gigiri, Muthaiga. Nobody stopped. Took the courage to carry 4 of them, 2 ladies and 2 men. They were going to Allsops (River) and so I dropped them near GSU. When they were alighting, each one of them pulled out a Ksh 50. Like that is what they do. I said nope. I don't want the money. And I could hear them going away sending blessings my way. 😆

Say what you will about the CIA but the price of crack hasn't increased since the 80s

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

My old man hunipigia asking how I am fairing namdanganya I'm all good saa hio niko sparring na rock bottom but he falls for it juu anajuanga I'm a nigga who can get shit done at any moment. Ndio maana kila siku I wake up ready to beat 3 things: the odds, my meat and a dumb bitch

Huko western ukifika 25 years Kama hujawai Leta dem kwa Simba Hua unaletewa auntie yako aconfirm Kama kanyuinyui kako sawa. Mnafungiwa kwa keja Na yeye then morning apeane ripoti. Inakuanga very traumatizing inabidi uhame ushago ukuje Nairobi kuuza CCTV ukipost story za minerals

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

We listen but don’t judge 😂😂😂😂😂

There will be signs

Rim job ni ii moja wanafanya grogon kwa magurudumu?

Every time I read tweets like these nashangaa mnafanyia nini money market funds zenu

nimedhani aisha amekupea gig

Scenes nikiona a silver nissan wingroad approaching inaeza kua new owner ananitafuta

Kuna Morio wangu alipata mtoto outside wedlock then akanilipa nidate wife yake 😂😂😂. Wife yake aliingia box yangu then day ya mechi boys alitu ambush kwangu then akablame wife wake then yeye aka introduce ule mtoto wake ilibidi wife anekubali😂🤣

@o_mwandi Ata nilipost twitter

natokea tao nikafanya mistake kubwa kupitia eastleigh sasa nanukia woria i know war awaits me at for cheating. being a man is hard

ukitosheka nichune maskio

A woman like Just Salet atakurudisha laini 😂😂 soft power.

Platinum 7D, Nakuru, finally closes down after 14 years of sherehe.

Some men are really funny , huyu amenipigia the story of his life na vile aligrow kwa shida hadi nikamhurumia alafu ananiomba ati nimpee.😭😂

“Kuma lisiloshiba” is actually a game changer

@Fidelwenu Unasema lit ilijengwa akiwa ndani 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

Umechukua space yote kwa lift ,unfat