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they should invent a job where I just play pokemon leaf green and watch baseball all day

شیر کی ایک سال کی زندگی گیڈر کی سو سالہ زندگی سے بہتر ہے

Louis Theroux uses silence in his interviews like a weapon.

Louis Theroux does this perfect thing where he just let them yap and it shows how stupid they are

@ColintonT63036 @evecunnington You’re a foul cunt you know, go fuck yourself.

@evecunnington As Katie Hopkins says: "eat less, move more." She had you in mind when she said that.

Aw here we go they’re blaming an empty vape shop going on fire on “immigrants” absolute dolt

Heartbreaking once again to see a fire ravage the cities landmarks. Even more heartbreaking seeing people somehow blame immigrants for it.

What a game! A great win for Scotland 🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BBCRugby #SixNations

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

when i was young my mom told us to never divulge any personal information online whatsoever and now she uploads our pictures to chatgpt to generate images of us against our will

Unsure how the Americans are “freeing the women of Iran” by bombing an all-girls primary school and killing 53 wee girls

Trying to watch the NLC budget, the webcast keeps cutting out and they are spending time on a motion to remove a councillor for… talking over people As usual, a painful experience

@pieandbov All thing’s considered mate, you’ll be a big loss to the community of Scottish fans on here. Probably good to step away to focus on yersel a wee bit, but despite supporting different clubs, I’ve enjoyed the content you produce. Big loss mate, but keep the heid up.

TLDR; Expect less shite from me Decided it's now time to start winding down the amount of time I spend on here. Twitter used to be a great laugh, but it's an absolute shambles now, full of fucking bots & spam, a lot of the good guys have already gone, and any engagement you do get tends to be almost universally toxic. It's just shite to be honest. I can't be arsed with it any more. I'm an old fucker and this feels like a colossal waste of my time and energy these days. I've better things to be doing. Hard to give it up completely, so I won't be doing that just yet, but I'm not gonna bother with the really time consuming drivel any more. That starts with the midweek micro previews and the Sunday morning round up - they take fucking ages and let's be honest - nobody really cares whether they're posted or not - so I'm sacking those off immediately. Can't bin the whole account in the middle of the best title race for a million years and ahead of the first Scotland appearance at a World Cup in two million years but I'll give that some more thought in the Summer. Get it up you all.

@kalsjdhflkjsa @Ellyinthemiddle @trivet1806 moon fruit also works, depends oan what you feel fits at the time

@Ellyinthemiddle @trivet1806 Sorry my bad it was "moon unit". I'm gonna start using this.

Know-nothing yanks getting absolutely bodied by angry Scots who are more articulate, better-educated and much better at swearing than them is a twitter sub-genre I am absolutely here for.

this video cracks me up because you know their PR dept wishes this could have been one of those "touching" viral clips that are supposed to make cops seem like humans, but they're so juiced up and stupid that they couldn't help but escalate

Compassion isn’t a limited resource. You can feel bad for multiple people at the same time. Crazy, I know.

“He shouldn’t know that word because he’s from Scotland” Ah yes, we scots are famously known for not knowing anything outwith our woodland dwelling, kilt wearing, haggis eating activities.

Stupid cunts everywhere

@PoohhPeriodt @_DIGB aye cause he’s speaking scot’s, ken the ratified dialect of this country, fuck up.

@_DIGB No english to be found in your response, can you translate?

In fairness the yanks discovering Tourette’s syndrome is a step in the right direction Just wait until they discover gun control and not electing paedophiles as their president

@lmartods British model of woke grinding against American model of woke like 2 tectonic plates