#1 FUKUTAIKI SHIPPER

trainer card will be real in 5

@ChaolinaSir @zleepysnails I literally thought of him immediately <3

@zleepysnails I'd say Martin Blackwood from the Magnus Archives podcast! He's shy (at least in the first couple seasons) and is canonically fat

ive seen several confident fat men in media but ive never seen a SINGLE shy and cutesy fat man in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE can i get examples or are you people just lying

@kestrelhands enough for them to have a consistent shipname

@kestrelhands idk what side of the fandom ur in then bc i see quite a bit of wlw stuff. usually centred around Nikola for some reason (mostly with Jane Prentiss or Jude Perry) but i do see plenty of of WTGFs and daisira too. even a good bit of Gertrude and Agnes as a pairing though not often+

Y does no one ship basira and daisy more. with the way that daisy talks about her ud think theyd be a lot more popular

@_abyssmalbeings LITERALLY TEXTUALLY DESCRIBED SWITCH Z the only way he could be more obvious is if he turned to the camera and said “hello I’m Dr. Clef and I have a dissociative disorder”

@_abyssmalbeings Nobody can convince me that dr clef scp foundation is a singlet. this alone has no singlet explanation for it

Hey #systwt do you guys have any headcanons for characters that YOU believe have DID/OSDD?

@slimengrimen @androgynator incredibly loud retweet

@androgynator I desire to top but i feel so dysphoric using a fake dick i want to die

"why are there no ftm tops?" BECAUSE I HAVE A TINY DICK!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!!!!!!!!!! IF I WANTED TO FUCK THIS GIRL MY DICK COULDNT EVEN GET PAST HER ASS!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

@K0M0MN @feuripess @saeffluvia yes you can #OliverRodrigo

@feuripess @saeffluvia I cant just make Olivia Rodrigo trans

WHEW THAT'LL DO IT😂😂😂

We have a Pinterest board of picrews! It says over 700, but we’ve likely doubled up on a few, it may be closer to 500. Still, it’s here! pinterest.com/m0ldymutt/picr… -😶‍🌫️

@now_ats @featherleafern actually, it depends on the sentence. “she told me and my friends to be back by sundown” would be correct, as would “my friends and I need to be back by sundown”. if you ever can’t tell, just imagine the friends aren’t there, as in “she told me to” vs “I need to”

@featherleafern Well actuallt it would be ‘my friends and I’ but also only 4th grade english teachers care about this distinction

why use possessive language like "me and my friends" when you would be another friend yourself?

@Ferrosive I was using Cleverbot to goon way back when #tbh

Storytime 🧵

@ghostsofspring The penguin clothbound cover is pretty good! it calls to mind the movie a little much but I love the arrows all pointing different ways, it makes me think of how Humbert is misleading both Lo and the reader throughout

went online to order lolita and immediately remembered the eternal conundrum: every book cover choice is actively deranged. not a single normal one among them

@paulitaut1 @nghtwng009 It’s a horror series </3

@nghtwng009 They have buttloads of stuff similar to this on their tiktok then say its not fetish content 😭

@PirateJonSims this post just became 100x more awesome and epic

It's #Jonelias 💗

@PirateJonSims they call me “He” because I am RISEN !!!!! WOO LORD

TW! suggestive . . . . . . . . . Elias in a bunny costume for #Easter

@potpourroot sex so badly that it latches whatever role they’re given and adapts to it. But that’s just my personal take idk really

@potpourroot SO REAL I kinda have my own interpretation where bitching is a much more intentional process, done by a bite very similar to a calming bite but harder, deeper, that bursts the former-alpha’s endocrine glands and nulls (beta-ifies) them, but their body wants to have a secondary+

i actually don't know the fictional biology behind omgvrs bitching. i'm making shit up and i'm hope it's sexy

@weirdbeingg Timsasha? Yaoi. Brightlight? Yuri.

Do you think your het ship is closer to yuri or yaoi

@midwestdhampir jmart

for me the bottom must be an avoidant secretive yearner and the top must be an anxiously attached loudmouth yearner who throws up and cries bc of how much they are yearning